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invisible massage parlour
ha! invisible massage! thats awesome!
Bonzai!
BANZAI
O… yeah. Bonsai deh littl trees, rite? Thanx!
Hay, i miss Teho’s special brand of snappy repartee …. Tehooooo, where are uuuuuuuu (damn that infernal reverb!)?
binbizy
Teho! Sumtymes i forgetz othr peepl hav, y’know, a LIFE! DOH!
ps — noooooo dey be stealin ma reverb
I lawl’d lawd, tkxbai
Invisible balloon ride
Wut yoo mean I miss Caturday?!? ATTAk!!!!!
Must. Kill. Feetzez.
Victory over the TOES!
(My cat, Aldous Huxley, counts as his mortal enemies Mama’s and Daddy’s Toes, but only when they’re hiding out under blankies. The other cat, Baby, just thinks we’re all insane.)
mah kitteh, Chester, will only attack my toes if they are under a thick comforter. I’m safe for a few months.
I have a kitty named Chester, too. He attacks everything except feet, he learned the hard way that I don’t take well to foot pouncing in a dead sleep.
Awesome name for a kitteh.
He acts like he’s on acid, just like his namesake!
Seward, would be way cool if Aldous Huxley had litter mates named Owsley, Leary, Prankster, and - maybe - Flashback. Far farking out, man! (I would’ve rather had a sharp stick in the eye than have been caught saying “groovy,” unless, of course, in jest.)
Wot? You no liek teh word Groovy? Is teh Bruce Campbell werd! Army o’ Darkness.
“Grooovy.”
Actually, his brothers were named Tacitus, Onimod (read it backwards), and Thomas Henry.
They were a bit, er, saner. Their mama kitty, whom we rescued while she was pregnant, now owns my parents, and is very, very fat. (She r American cat, lol.) Her ever-so-creative name is Good Kitty. Because we didn’t want to give her a real name and get attached. Yeah, THAT worked out as planned.
A. Huxley sound like enuf of a handful anyhoo! Great story, Seward (an Pana).
Doug … DOUG …. I luv Bruce Campbell … Bubba Ho-Tep was ful of win. He be an underatd actr. So, for Bruce, i mak eksepshun … GROOVY!
Bedmice!!!
Ninja Kitteh For Justis finds someone sleeping in da undisclozed lolcashun!
Yes! Nudder Ninja Kitteh fan!
Hover kitteh looks for soft landing site.
Ees a bird. ees a plan. ees SUPERKITTEH
Dat burger is miiiiiiiiiiine!
Jer-on-ee-moh!
2 in a row?
guess blackmailing cheez does work!
ninja kitty says “tight job market. must retrain to pay mortgage”
meh 2, kitteh, meh 2.
The U.S. Air Force’s new experimental planes drew some criticism after early tests.
black hellakitties!!
oh hai. yuos about to waek up wiff lots of scratchez!
MISHUN IMPOSSIBBLE
dododooooo dododoooooo dododoooooo dodo! HALP MEH XENU!
I had kitteh wuns, name of Freida. She lyked to git on windoe sill over bed den
plays wit my hayr til I turnz over and luks to see WTF is goin on. DEN she
pownce in middle of me. I waykez up fer shur.
Den she is all Oh, I so sorree mummah, did I wayke u? Well, as long as u up,
u can pet me now. And feed me, K?
Am i only won hoo had kitteh hoo doubld as battering ram? Sally — a big “fluffy” gurl — wud hurl herself at bedrm door evry mornin. THUD…THWAK. Der waz no ignorin Sally! U wanna sleep in? Tu bad!
mah kitteh Jezebel lieks to paly wit mah hayrz two an eats it. she is be jumps on mah heds wen i is be sleapz an i waek up to kitteh butt in mah face. peyeuch!
Mah kitteh Lex start dewing dat recentlee. He comes up, pix up a curl of hayr in hiz mouf, den drop it reel hard on mah back. Den he do it agen til I wakes up confuze and he luk in mah eyez an go MOW????? I’m lahk, WHAT U WANT LEX IT ERLEE.
He luk at meh lahk, Mummah u so dum, I iz awayk so it iz not erlee.
Den he stomp all over mah tummeh lahk he crossing teh rode and jus stand der, bord, til I gets up and tern on hiz Animul Planit showz.
GIT UP!! K u goes ta werks now to makes da muneez for mah cheezgurgers!
Thankfully, both of my cats do this since I have a tendency to sleep right through the alarm. If it wasn’t for the alarm cats, I’d be late for work at least twice a week.
Cuteness Kitteh in Akshun!
actually I think it might be one of those new frisbees, the kind you can pull from your pocket and just throw, so this is like a cross between a frisbee and a throwing star
” I’m en yur pocket
bein yur secret weapon ”
wait… that sounded dirty ;o)
0_o
I’ve got a kitteh in my pocket, DON’T MAKE ME USE IT!!1!
In ur air, teechin’ Catwoman.
i was playing with my cat on the bed and a string got tangled in my glasses.
what i learned that day:
it’s not that great if they land on your face.
and you’re allergic to cats.
it was totally worth it, though
New speashees of flyin sqwerl discuvered?
LOL, it’s just what my cat does. He jumps to my bed and knocks my nose and ears ’til I get up.
Best alarm clock EVER, indeed. There’s no snooze.
Cool! Someone posted my cat on icanhascheezburger! Her name is Peka (peck-uh). This is the picture I submitted for kittenwar when she was just a kitteh. Only, these days she’s more of a snooze than an alarm
http://kittenwar.com/kittens/14618/
Ken, who was on the receiving end of that awesome jump? She has all the concentration of an Olympic hopeful!
She was actually attacking a feather toy on the bed. She would leap off the end of the bed, attack the toy, jump off the bed and do it all over again. She did it about 20 times in a row, so we were able to get some good pictures.
I was on the reciving end of that jump. I was hidink under the covers waving around the feather toy.
Awesome!
Seems Peka is a real winner!
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This is how Peka has performed in 5204 battles:
Won: 3621 (70%)
Lost: 1032 (20%)
Drawn: 551 (11%)
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u nevr see ninja kitteh comin!
Shouldn’t the caption use the word ‘EVAR’?
but…but…but
taht wud b mispelt
LOL…i dun noes y “mispelt” wuz so funee two mi
its cuz im a ninja, and everywon knows ninjas are funny
ohhay, that’s my kitteh!
Bellyflop cat approves of new duvet.
Im in yur crib
bein yur mobile