GENE SIMMONS FERRET
…IS IN UR DRAWER GETTIN’ WIT ALL THE LADYEEZ
photo and caption by: Meredith
we need more lolferrets!
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Gene haz vry daintee feetses.
Hmmm? Now what was that adage about the size of a man’s feet and the…
‘member Madeleine Kahn in Blazing Saddles?
“Is it twoo what they say about you people? That you are, how you say, *gifted*?”
(gropes Cleavon Little)
“It’s twoo, it’s twoo!”
“Woses….how owdinawee”
Or “what did you get from the monster” oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
“Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you!”!!11
xaviera hollander (after thorough research) insisted that wasn’t true, but …
… and are we sure this isn’t dee snyder ferret?
I WANNA ROCK… actooly… I WANNA CHEEZBURGER !!!
oh Stend - wot woz u minking? Heavy Pet-al Dee Snyder ferret wud be singin “I WANNA SOCK!!”
Are you happyz to see me- or is dat a ferret in your drawers.
WIN!
Forever win
Classic!
Totully cant impruve on dis.
WIN.
Win!! I misses mah lil carpet sharkz!! Dey awuz full of win!
carpet sharkz??? Double win!
OH. I hadz one, too. It was like having a perpetual kitten. Wunnerful…except the poopin in the corners.
yeah…teh fert poop iz been made wit teh supergloo!!
A wriggly bulbous ferrit!!
Loves me t3h tong acshons!
Mmmmm, your sox has a flavor *burp* Bring moar!!
Today’s ma birfday!!! :-p
☺☼☺☼☺☼☺☼☺!
B! … waz supposd to be smilies an sunshine … but teh lame ass littl charactrs SUX!
COL … tsty bvrg idea very gud … letz start NOW, ‘coz is ALMOST C*a*t*u*r*D*a*Y!
I’m dere wit ya!! Whar’z mai wine???? I be a wineaux! Toast to B! on teh birfday!!
katlua and creem… mousegaritas…. catnip beers…. all da tastee beverages (and mook and ratbeer floats fur da young’uns be abaiblable all day long. snaks on da buffet taybull.
caek surbed later on–iffen we lucky, dere be sum lefted ober fur da meebo meet tomorrow at 4ET!)
*but not to wurry, cuz where dere’s CaLiCos, dere’s AWLWAYS dood food….*
Fer sure??? Happy, happy, joy, joy!!!!!!! I theenks I shall haf a tastee beveruge in yur honor!
Happy B-Day, B!!
Happeh B!irfday!
Oh HAPPY B! DAY!!
May u win a spelling B! and soak in smelly oilz frum Bert’s B!s
and lissen to the B! Geez (ok mebbe skip taht lass wun).
Aw, c’mon, Pitty … the BeeGees were the bee’s knees! (Bet many BG peeps were like the closet ABBA fanz … they lykd the music but it waz not kool to admit it!)
Tee hee, i’z guilty on BOTH counts Meno. Plus teh karpenterz (blush), and mew-vee vershunz of dodgy mew-sicals (double blush). Lolspouse laffs at me.
I LURVZ da dodgy mew-sicals!! And what’s funnier–I got caught by my roomie watchin some of them, and was all blushy an “yeah, I know” and whatnot when he stopped me. “Oh, man–I LOVE this movie!” he said, and pulled up a chair. Who knew??
I moar guilty dan all of yous. I only 50 ( in oct.) and I love teh Dean Martin, Sammy D, Doris Day, Jo Stafford, Patty Page, Stan Getz, Ames Broz. Den you can throw in da Spirit In Teh Sky, The Cowsills, John Denver and all dose you menshund. I so warped. My plywoodz haz always been left out in teh rain.
Iz not whut it luk like! We iz just organizin’ ur sock drawer. That’s mah story and I stickz to it!
Hmmm…ai ordrd mai sis sum ferret sox. Dis wuddent wat ai had n mynd…
Ur sox has a flavor…
an it is NOT gud!!!
much awesumness!
ferlolt. sry but hez lyk snaik wit fer. do not want. pleh for me but cyoot fer sum.
I’m wif u, Bev. Is too…..squeegly-weegly. Iz unnerving.
Practiss safe sox
WIN!
WIN DING DING DING!!!
heh heh heh….
ah wuz haf wai down commentz bfor ah reeahlized it were GENE Simmons an NOT RICHARD Simmons…LOL@ mahself.
wow, that’s a lot of ferrets in one place!
Teh syde off mah face…eet has a flavor…
wh4t?!?1 50 d0|\|t g3t 1t
translation:what?!?i so dont get it
aww come on its so cute though
Indy is a Velouria Brasch kitten!