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Come heer, mah pretty, an sit by mee…yu wil do mah evry biddin…
Shotgunned, you is not alloud.
You cannot has! Hokay?!
U trai to sit heer, I shootz u wif mai lazr eyes.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzownt!!!
*ZOT*
Lazrs r rechargin. Preepayr to fier!
Yesh lissen 2 lazr eyz kitteh. Dis LOLcat iz rayted PG 13 for lazr violense. Not sutible for lil’ kittehs.
no u cannot haz…i need a extra.
No go ‘way, or i will tawnt u a sekkund tahyme!
no thx can’t you tell by my outraaageous accent that you can’t has
your mother wuz lolhamster an your father has
flavrsmell of teh elderberyzWin!!1!
possessed cat is possessive
posessed kitty sez if you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit a little closer to me
Kitteh sez, “dis seet saved fur ichc trolls. Not so comfy, akshully.”
kitty’s paw would be claw UP then - lulz
I’m almost afraid to ask, but - did I miss some troll incident?
no, jest some troll trails…lots of low burgerage earlier. Teh good members of ichc have largely erased its trax.
And den dere’s always me…i iz feelin a little crankee today…
den I wil try tu give yu menny mor burgerz, sweetie!!!!
Not wan ta sit nxt to lzr eye anyway - i sceerd!
move ya paws…….loose yer snooz………
look, wen u sold ur soul to meh, i toles you catbed not inklooded. no renegs!!
Sry, u r not kyoot enuff 2 sit wid me. Trai sumwun wid lower standards, kthxbai.
O i feelz embaraszd. mebbe I shows you mah tattoo and my thong? No, no, I know, I is just embaresen mah slef. I will nebber be kyoot enuff 2 sit wid you.
I will compensate by readen Ayn Rand and tellen myslef I is superiour being.
now wait. who is john galt again? i red teh buk but i furgotted.
(kiddin, loved teh book.)
please - no ayn rand on ICHC ;o)
censorship?!? *tthhhhbbpt!*
Kitteh clayms tu b sayvn sete foar hims fren, but hims iz rilly jus hoggin it foar hims oawn slef.
kitty is going to stack beds, for more comfy
don’t have enuf room for two beds unless he raiz the roof
O nooooooooooes!
Kitteh is deseptiv?
My tiny littel mind is shatterd
all kittehs ar deseptiv. is in ther natur
Yes. Ther desepshun starts when bebehs . . . so kyoot, so sweet, so pleyful. Den dey growz up . . . den it be nuthin but sleeps eatz sleeps eatz sleeps eatz. I has kitteh so lazeh I has to take her puls ever nao and then to maek shur has not crossed over to otter side! So pretteh, so yoosless.
gasp! o da trajedee ov da kitteh who haz gone tu da side ov da otters!
to-day my joke not so funny aktualy…i iz veree sad abowt da passing of Roy kitteh over at crazyauntpurl.com. iz been full of cries for laurie awl day. :o(
Red teh storee of Roy, ver nicee. Luv hao he gots his name. To me, dat’s bes way to get kitteh (or doggeh). Go to sheltr, find teh one dat needz home teh wurst, taek himz home, an luv him. Yu wil both be soooo happee! (Well, mite be pane in teh nek for lidl wile, but will be wurth it.)
But I hav to say, 1 of my kittehs is sooooo lazy, she startn to gro moss on nort side.
Okay, here we goes…
I wonce new a kitteh who wuz sooooo lazee, wen i snorgle hiz belleh he mak ME do da *puuurrrrrr* sownd! :oP
srsly, mah doggeh get so lazee, i has to go fetch teh toy fur her…and stick it back in her mouf…and skweek it fur her.
sounds liek someone been to obeedience school, flartus–and it not da goggie! (yep, kits and pups, get yurownselfs a hoomin–but get da big-hearted ones cuz dey SO eazy to trayn!)
um, why you tink i gots da purrsians, enyway? when dey get owlder, all you gots to do be plop dem down by boxes and bowls, and dust dem occasionally. best ob bof werlds: stuffed cats what purr!
Dis am hokay glowink debil eyeded kittee, No want sittink there; am no enuf headz-room for humin-type-bean.
Iz hoping ur friend from the box back soon am getting.
Pleez to be placing cheezburgrs here nao. I maded up teh part about mah frendz. Oh, and be watching ur hedz. Teh Monorail Cat will be by anny minnit nao.
KTHXBAI
i fel off teh roof. onto yer hed.
whoa.
i thoughted my brane wuz on.
but mebbe not.
sorry turkeyburgr–didn’t meen to copy!
Is no problem. I lieks urs–KTHXNOM much funneh!
Is dis ware teh monorail cat heds unnergrownd?
Pleez to place chzbrgr here. No, rite HEER. Where paw iz. No, to da leff…da LEFF…yah. Chzbrgr go dere. Kthxnom.
“kthxnom”. I loooooooove it!
Nobuddy steelz lazer-kitteh’s friend’s seat.
Nobuddy. ^*_*^
oh wow
teh luk on kittehs faec maeks me tinkuv grlz ai noed in hai skool wut wer reel baiotches
finda happi plaec, finda happi plaec….
Awl dat Kitteh seez
belawngz to eethur sheez or
heez… Dohn’t U get it?
Wun fluffy pad, gud!
Too iz bettah!! Kittteh lykz
to hab spayrz kloase by
Firss pad getz too warmz
Kitteh kan kwick switch ober
And beeginz agenn
Jack.
Debil kitteh wants boo one, but can’t move cuz he’s stuck between the green pilo an whatever dat ting on topa him is
Dis akshully teh amayzing Cirqe-doo-Solay-kitteh, balancing a special 2×4 on his hed. In a minute some trained hamstars will be out to perform their special “danse of teh corm” up and down it’s length…
!!!@ftw
I is givink you six bergurz if being possible! Many, many funny!
Only, what is relation association between hanksters and corm?
Prankster kitteh waits for frend to come back from teh litterbocks–den he yanks teh pillow out from under frend just as frend about to sit down, and then prankster kitteh laffs and laffs and laffs…
Dis iz wut mai mommee sawded at teh Hayrry Potterer muvy preemeeeeer.
shee had trubbl findng seet.
wun hol roww wuz filt wif ballons az plais makrers.
an den she tukked owt her pokkit kitteh wif teh extry sharp mini-claws…*pop, pop, pop*!!
thee pryde an joy ov Gargamel’s howse woz a kitteh bed mayded entyrely owt ov smurfskins.
mean cat is mean
U cant has seet
Mah tikket kleerly sez Ro 8, Bocks B, royt?
Plzgowaythx.
I pade tu much for deze “Wikked” tikits to share, k?
(akshully vieu not so gud dis close to staje.)
yes, dis seat taken. mah frend is at consession stand getten tastee bevrgs kthxbai
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kitteh haz red eyes… kitteh is da devl! sit nxt 2 kitteh u die on da spt. devl kitteh says: Come… Sit next to me, become my minion, and not a minion of that Giant Angel. Be a minion of the Devil! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!!!