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kaptinz lawg, stardayt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
d4mnit scotty we need more power
Kitteh tole u–NOT WANT DECAF!!
ah sware cappun, ahz givvin her awl ah gawt. Mebbe puutin a 400 pound 83 yeer awld Scawtsman in plush velour up a tree were nae a gud ahdeer?
Dammit Jim, I’m a monorail cat, not an engineer!
bestest comment chayne evah!
Bonez, can U fix him?
Chyst Jim. Ime a doktor, not a miracle worker. Now u stare intensely at the screen while i slip over here an feel up Mr Sulu.
Dis maked meh laff so hard!!
mega spesh kitteh lolz
teh funeh
o noez! monorail cat crashed n wrapped arownd tree! get teh jaws o life out kwik, man, KWIK
iz no nead. kitteh iz feelin tree mend us. *slap*
OH GOD “tree mend us.” Monorail cat is in pain from the pun. Though maybe monorail cat hit harbls on tree branch.. even more painfull..
..wood hurt..
thats whut I was thinkin - gassy cat had gas explosion and landed in tree !!!
♪
Gassy cat, gassy cat,
Hao did u get up dere?
Gassy cat, gassy cat,
from eeting too much burgers!
♪
Iz knu I shud have taken teh left at Albukerkee!
monorail cat is no bugz bunneh!
hehe, wen i was a youngun mah famalee mooved to albokerkee fur two yerz, an that joke neverrrrrr got owld. even wen it shudve. ;p
i tuk a road trip wunse and came bak up north fru New Mexico, and i maide shoor we tuk a left at Albukerkee! and den we went west to teh Grand Kanyun and got bubonic plaig from teh squirrlols and we died. lol
ohmigod?! waz oskar dere?!
Oskar? Wher? Himz scairee kitteh
DO NOT WANT!
*me hides*
Oh noes! Oskar be scaireey kitteh!!
*hides*
blah… stoopid puter confoosin me… makin me post doublezez
/shakes fist
nooooooo!
I iz purrpared 4 da attack.
Da key iz 2 stai relaxd n fokus awn ur ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*snark*
I iz purrpared 4 da - zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzz
Mmm, dis branch iz relevant to mah intrests.
Definitlee!!!
dis branch is relevant to my nom nom nom … zzz zzz zzz
kitteh r part koala?
monorail cat needz to reecharge hiz batteriez! is vera tiringz, tranzporting peeplz
And will prolly be down “till at leest dinnertyme.
Den will be down for dinner!
Plz 2 b refyoolin wif fullee lowded chzbrgrs onlee.
Cheshire Cat needs downtime.
. . . but . . .
* breaks into song*
they’z anuda wun behind, anuda wun behind
Flanders and Swann refrunz. Mah age and nashnal orjin, let me show you dem!
dis model monuhrayle kitteh remines me uv da cyoot catbus in “my neighbor totoro”
it can operate on grouns, in ahyr: ennywhar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catbus
plz do not feed teh sleeping lepard
Monorail cat gots off trak and landed in kite eatin tree.
Ir, as jorj of jungle heres:
Watch out for dat treeeeeeeeeEEEEE
Jorj, Jorj, Jorj of da jungl…
WATCH OWT FOR DAT TREE!!!
*thonk*
Tarzan kitteh haz had aksident. Is re-cooperatin.
Ha hahaha. We wuns gots new (to us) vehikle. My Mike baks it into a tree, blows owt bak windoe. He iz so mad, him iz vibraytin. Sez tree just jumpz rite owt at heem. Wuz not dere wen he parkt! I iz tryin so hard not to laff. I fails. Den I tells efferywun whare I werks to calls him George wen he comes in–see if he gets deh joke.
He got it, awl rite. He even laffed–finully! hahahahhaha.
oooo…gud fur u fur not laffin! Doan noes if i wud haz teh self-disiplin.
plz notify fyr depatmen
depatmen? iz yoo frum bahston?
iz amayzin how comfurbuhls kitteh looks in tree
So trew!
Okay, i’ll give dis a try…
DAMN MY LACK OF OPPOSABLE RAILS!!!!
Vary good flartus!
oh, y fank u…i noed i wuz goin owt on a lim wif dat wun.
’sgood to branch out on okkashun.
Nex tyme, leaf da punz tu da profeshanuls.
i’z rootin aroun in my brain cavity, lukkin fur a good comebak…
U all has been deeply rooted in dah funny ^^
I is goink take stock, pack my trunk, and leaf.
Oh, BorisEvenWosre - taht reelee wuz werse!!
Next on Animal Planet: A rare look at that most reclusive and elusive of cats, the felinus reclinus shape shifter.
And after an eight hour nap the shape shifting feline will return to the upright position
..but, only if it can be bothered…zzzz
Uppos, kitteh, do nawt twitch in sleep an fall off da tree!
Kitteh looks soooo comfurble… soooo deep asweep….zzzzzzz
Do kitteh dreem uv bein lepperd? So mitey hunter iz he…
“If strolling forth, a beast you view,
Whose hide with spots is peppered,
As soon as he has lept on you,
You’ll know it is the Leopard.
‘Twill do no good to roar with pain -
He’ll only lep and lep again.”
– Carolyn Wells
“The panther is like a leopard,
Except it’s not peppered.
If you see a panther crouch,
Prepare to say, “Ouch!”
Better still, if called by a panther –
Don’t anther.”
-Ogden Nash (the great)
With Cats, some say, one rule is true:
Don’t speak till you are spoken to.
Myself, I do not hold with that -
I say, you should ad-dress a Cat.
But always keep in mind that he
Resents familiarity.
-T.S. Eliot
“I have a gumby cat in mind
Her name is Jennyanydots
Her coat is of the tabby kind
With tiger stripes and leopard spots.”
“Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats”
T.S. Eliot
Amen to dat- Ogden FTW!!!