no moor tranzfats :c(

i has gon off of teh premaid cookies. i makes mai oan sweets nao. jus yesturday i maks turtles wif casheoos an teh darkest choklit i cood find. tehy is teh yummeh!

I foun a microwayv peenut brittle ressipee! YAY!!

mkscuse me fo tawlking in non-kitteh foar teh rest ob dis, butt ai has a KILLEH recipepie for teh ‘chokolit fudges” dat is teh simplestest ting to mak u ebber didz……

take a bag of chocolit chips, (I am of the milk choc. chips persuasion myself but otheres find that the traditional semi-sweet work well for them) put in a medium size microwave bowl, and cover with a can of SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK (not the other canned milk, if you open the can and you’re looking at a really thick white goo, you got it) (but you gotta take the stuff out of the can, else will splode inna microwave, ) den you microwave for 2 minutes, take it out and stir really really fast cause the stuff starts to harden quick! and pour (opr glop as is truely the case) onto a plate or something, (I use some waxed paper under it) and pop it into the fridge for and hour or 2…………it’s the yummiest……..

and if you want to get fancy you can put a tablespoon of REAL vanilla extract, when you’re mixing it. or sometimes I glop in a couple of heaping teaspoons of marshmellow stuff freom the jar after the micorwaving……..n you can add raiosins or nuts or anything you fancy….

it’s foolproof and delish, it seems I make a batch almost daily round Xmas……..

to sum up ..1)put in bowl 2) microwave 2 minutes 3) stir like h*** 4) plop onto plate and 5) refridgerate..

whole thing ….takes about 6 minutes if you’re dawdling…….

dat sounds just amazingz!! you are forgivn for teh nonlolspeak for teh deleshesness!

iz trooly amazin n delishus………n u shud tri dis at hom folkes !!!! uh oh….noaw ai reely hab a need fore teh fudgies….. oh noes !!! ai hab crated a chokilit monstr !!!! can nobbawdi sav mi ???

U be a Sally too!
dis kittah kats sammich may be battah dan fuhge!

yep, Sally iz teh “ole-fassoned” nik-mane fur Sarah……Sarah iz mi reel mnae but ai bin cawleded Sally sinse ai waz 3 daiz ole…( n dat wazz a bery, bery lawng tim agoe) (sigh)

ai madeded a mistak….wen ai add teh marshmeeloowas stuff, ai use heaping TABLESPOONS nowt teaspoons, obviously inadequate for the job need lots more thatn teaspoons

That’s an awesome recepie, I just made some and it was excellent! I used Ghiradelli dark chocolate chips, put in some heathbar bits, macadamia nuts, and a little less than a teaspoon of almond extract (during the whole mixing part afterwards) :3

I dunno what I’d call it, but it was definately excellent!

Thanks alot!

Dang y’all . . . . I jest gained another 2 poundz just readin bout all dis deliciousnez. Gonna try it tonight (after the chezburgr)

no, u gotsta put toofpaste in teh middle fer liddle bruvver to find! hahaha

or… unwrap teh chewing gum (i recommendz jucee froot fur maximum contrast) veree carefully, den rubs jest a little powdered alum on the gum, an re-wrap.

Be careful to make sure Daddee doesnt git this peece of gum, or u will have sum splaining to do.

Whut? I had 2 older brothers, I had to be sneaky.

Theez be new n improovd chewy mint fresh oreos… good fur oral hy…hige… clenzliness! no lie.

LOL chewlie n Marie, ur mindz even eviler (n funnier) then mine. U haz me beeted :C)

Oh, I really did it. After a day of being picked on by brothers and uncles and cousins…. all boys. Daddy showed me how to do it, it was his idea. Man, I really hope none of the boys reads ICHC, cuz they all blamed each other, never thought of blamin the 7 year old sister….. Given the looks on some of their faces, I suspect there is still a grudge going on…I may need a witness protection program, even after 38 years.

D Marie - you RULE !!!

oooh lucky u!!! no interviews for me, an i been tryin to change pleh-y jobs fur 8 mths

gud luk an welkum bak!

Hey CBSB, i’z glad u at leest has sum munnies fur teh nom noms! I r trying to change from pleh job, too! I finks of u muchly and hopes u finds wun furst (cuz u started furst).

An i’z vry glad u has sum ichc time too!

Gud luk wif yur enterveew! We be krossin ar fingurs four yu, babe!!!

Hai whiskers! Seems fynding teh jawbs tayks long tymes.

Hi Flartus: I nawt onlee gawt monies fur teh nom noms I gawt enuff nom noms dat I now has 20 moar pownds on mah bawdee dan I had wen I wuz furst layed orf!

Thanks, COL!! I’ll let y’all noe how teh enterveew goez.

Lucy …. U 2222 phuneee. Tanx furr teh complamint. Is has ben a long hard rode (tru storee). An wee ain’t owt ov teh jungull yet!

;o) … no, but I did once get fired for telling a retail store manager that his window displays had an assaultive tenacity that could steralize small children at fifty paces

( never let a design school dropout do a design professionals job, especially when every other queen passing down the street could do it better )

;o) … no, but I did once get fired for telling a retail store manager that his window displays had an assaultive tenacity that could steralize small children at fifty paces

( never let a design school dropout do a design professionals job, especially when every other qu33n passing down the street could do it better )

Wells gud luck wid teh innrvyeu! Ai hasn’t ben aybl to startz lukin yetz. Leest ai has a wee bits of teh unemployment $$. Hopefllee ai can starts lukin soon.