Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.

ok. if sumbuddy offended, mebbe we awl has agreemint. we makes a chexlist an offended purrson chex da fing closest.

I am offended because this relates to:
___ sex
___ death
___ drugs
___ warefare
___ work
___ violence
___ religion

den 1- we knows dey iz offended. den 2 - we duznt getz da doct- dissert- l-o-n-g postehs an ebn l-o-n-g-e-r- rebutts. den 3 - da wuns as iznt offended can still play an makes jokes.

sound gud 2 ennybuddy?

I was thinking about this yesterday. Simple statements have sufficed before. All that needs saying is “I am offended by (fill in blank with short explanation) Then people can either agree or agree to disagree. If lots of people agree, then Cheez an Tofu can take appropriate action. If not a lot agree, then the case has been stated. Agreement can be “me too” posts or burger votes. Disagreement = silence.

When I was a kidlet, I argued with my brother a lot…. like I was gonna be able to change his mind. Never worked. Now we don’t bother to argue when we know the other’s position isn’t going to change. Saves us time and energy.

fanku, d marie. i fink da best way 2 change sumbuddys mind is 2 let him change it hisseff. if u want to bring peepel on bord wif u - make dem lurve ur cause. den dey gonna JUMP on it cause dey r awll xcited bout it. dat wud b wunnerfull if dis site make a diffrence in da whirrled. if nawt - dis r comedy. just laff an u feel betterer.

howmevver da insultin eech uvvers shud storp. der r so menny causes we cant wurks on dem awll. we can save da wales. or cure aids. or feed da starvin kids. or storp da war. or storp glowball warmin. or — whatevs. butt eech hyooming bean cant b involv in ever singel cause. we onlee got so mutch time on dis plannit, onlee so mutch resorce, onlee so mutch energeh. even if we cud b involv in everfing - we cudden agree on da soluushun!! we picks our causes. an we orta respek da choices uvvers maked.

hope dis r nawt a long wun. uvverwise i luk like a hypok… hippoc… 2-fayce.

OK, LOLers.

I don’t have the attention at this hour to read every post on here so I don’t know if I am being redundant , so apologies.

I have been through a 12 step program. I am an addictive purrsonality, not to mention other stuff.

I SEE NOTHING OFFENSIVE ABOUT THIS THREAD WHATSO-FREEKING EVER!!!!!!

Just kind of wasn’t terribly interested cause walruses don’t do much for me.

LOL.

I just wanted too throw in my two cents worth.

oh ai seez taht tomorry iz nawt anodder dai,

ai haz a wunnerful tymes at ur fine an sillies tea pawrties,

goodbye