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In Soviet Russia

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

leaf

Yah, and that’s muh party line!

paws4thot

I do teh “nawt second” dans 4 U.

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Perfect!

leaf

This mus be from the sekret society of dance moves manual.

paws4thot

Iz baysd oan teh dansing gaymz menshond in “Pick Me” thred.

CrazyOldLady

Oh good, thought I wuz gonna hafta learn a nu langwage.

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai’ll dans this wun fur leaf. Wai nawt? Past severul danses ai has had no idea whut ai wuz doing, but wuz fun eneway! I’ll just do whut Paws has dun.

[] * O [] [] * A A > > <

Wheeeee - and a Whoooo HOOOOOoo tooooo!

 
 
leaderoftheband

Itz muh party
an Ai cn crai if ai wantz 2!

leaf

is ok, boris, why bobbin for beets in the borsch, is VERy popular in ummm…Siberia?

 
 
 
leaf

Yah that’s my party line!

leaf

Sigh…WordPress, tricks is for kids only!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Clever leaf - TWO at wun teim wehn moast peeple can’t even du wun!!!

 
 
Nash

But lolhumans are no fun :/

SmegEd

no fun 2 humenz but heelarious gigglz 4 deh kittehz. And it halps dem 2 to spit owt deir herblz.

 
 
Miz Kitteh

Takes mai paw if u wants to live

Ivory Bill

maeks me wanna sez “pulz mah finger”

leaf

Ahhh that invigorating scent of vodka in the mornin’

 
 
Andrea

Ayll nebber let go, Jack!

ittehbittehkitteh

i wudda enjoyed titanik iffen dey had use kittehs in awll da rolez.

i were berry offended by dat moobie. felt dey trivialized a tragik ebent by usin it as backdrop 4 1-nite stand - - butt dats just meh…

kiwican

I agreas, ibk. I berri intreeged bai reel storry- eben hadz a realtive woo dyed on teh titanic- luvs Walter Lord’s Night to Remember book & teh moovie butz aktuli hab nawt scene teh LdeC moobie. Went 2 C teh mewzeum ekszibbit wiff artifaxs & rekonstrukshons- berri gud! Such a frustrayting ebent- soh menny weis teh trjedi kud hav binz averted.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Nao ibk, whilst ai duz agree with u taht wuz nawt reelee such a grate moovee, butt in awl fairness, u must see taht teh 1-nite stand wuz nawt bai choyce! Ov corse - teh 1 part wuz, but given thar drutherz, ai think tehy were hoaping fur a few moar at leest.

Kittehs wuddda been grate - but - aim’t nawt at awl shure taht we cud has watcheded it at awl tehn!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh - has u seen the awld(er) movee “A Night to Remember.” MUCH better, Ai think.

onceajinx

Izzat da wun wer da pinano falls thru da floors an dat kid is trapt an tryin ta get owt? Dat wun freekt me rite owt!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
paws4thot

Kitteh iz in trayning; big match agaynst Rocky Balboa neckst Wiik.

 
 
TatoAndTheRest

Obios…Ovious…Easy to see no buddy tole dis kitteh dat some LOLpeeps tink rushin rebersal is ded.

TatoAndTheRest

Not me, Ai jus sayin’

 
paws4thot

Teh russyn reverz nawt ded; iz jst asleap.

CrazyOldLady

Meerlee waitin fur teh rite momint!

teh_n1gz

tr00 dat, not evrifing kan has a revershal

 
 
 
Miss Dawn

Princess Bride FTW!!!

 
TatoAndTheRest

An as we awl know….mostly ded is slightly alibe

*picks up air compreshon fing*

gremlin

If hee waz awl ded, awl wee cud do iz go thru hiz pockitz an luk fur luse chanj!

 
 
 
phyller

In Soviet Russia, rushin rebersal tink U is ded.

grmblfjx

mah ROFL, lemme show u it

 
 
 
KittehLurve

o mai flooffyness! I can has snorgles?

 
 
Panther

OK kitteh, we can has deel? Let’s shayke on it.

OOOO!! OWWW!

I can has bandayd nao, plz.

Kandyn

oops… aye furgot mah poyntee endz wur showen… sowwy.

 
 
Shaungrl

cross-eyez kitteh will capshun BOFE of youz.

 
leaderoftheband

Uncle Floof
Wantz U
Fur teh Kitteh Army!

Plz 2 b reportings 2 neerest rekyooting station!

Kthxbai

Dexaan

Firs ting I tawt of too. I wanna cee a poster wif Happykat insted of Uncle Sam though

 
 
Shaungrl

re-cuting station. iz where old kittehs go to hab dere cute re-upped???

leaderoftheband

Wud laik 2 go along wid kitteh… cud uz a re-kyootness overhall maisef.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

ai’m comng with u - mai kyootness is defaynatelee in need ov overhall.

 
 
lynxany

Old kitteh don’t need re-kyuting. Kittehs stay kyut forebber an ebber. Jus one moar way dey is supeer … supper … bedder dan hyomins.

moe

i’z agree wit yu, lynxany. wun hunned per sent.

 
 
 
Kerlyssa

Barkeep! Gimme anodder!

 
Griff Morivan

Gotta be honest. This joke died years ago.

ManfredMom

Good pun on use of CCCP!

mumrik

fank u!

ai wus kwait plaesed wiff maislef wehn ai has thinked aot dis yoke.
:)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

And ai, too, am pleased fur yu with yu. Wuz a reel gud punnee funnee.

 
 
 
 
 
two_kittehs

Uncle Sam kitteh wantz u

Tribble

Dis vetwans dai. Wii needz hab grate tanks tu de hoomans dat servez in militariez.
Enywun herz haz militariez personz in fambily?

woodchuck

Wai du sum peepul tink todai is Vetrans Dai? I tot it wuz yestahdai — annibersiaree ov teh Purl Harblz bommin.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Woodcharlotte - r u serious? Sumtiems ai nawt no. . . so, assuming u R (and lielee manee otters as well.

Today is offishul Holiday fur Veteran’s Day - becuz reel Veteran’s Day fell awn Sunday.

And whut we nao cawl Veteran’s Day used to be Armistice Day, celebrating teh end ov WW I in 1918.

salleh

eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month……

 
 
dapanferkitteh

um…Purl Harblz wuz DECEMMER 7. Yoo tinking uv armustuce dai.

irongrrl22

Purl Harblz, hahahahahaha!!

 
 
 
 
onceajinx

Vetrins in da famblee…. hoooboi!!!

I wuz in da Mareens. Ma oldest bruvver in da Mareens, ma nex bruvver in da Navy, subs.

Ma cuzzin in da Armee, I tink hims sisser in da Ayr Farce. Ma step sisser in da Armee.

Ma dad in da Navy, ma stepdad in da Navy. Ma Aunt in da Ayr Farce. Ma Grampa on mawm’s side in da Navy. Ma great great grampa on ma dad’s side fot in da Civil War fur da Souf. Ma menee greats grampa fot in da Rebolushun.

Ma hubby’s half bruvver wuz in Viet Nam. Father in LOL wuz in Armee. On hubby’s mawm’s side, hims great great great granfather lost all hims suns in da Civil War fitin fur da souf, den he camed home frum da war too, an had moar suns!!! Wuz liek 50 yeers between firs kid an las kid! Dat side uv famblee weared owt awl da wimmins!!!

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Dat’s me.
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Dat’s ma hubbee…
I wurkt hard awn dis!!! Still nawt dun….

salleh

whoooosh!!!!! dat’sd a hole lotta peeps inna armeded forses……iz loawts ob salutin going awn at ur fambily reununz????

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

WOW!!! B! (Ai nao see teh bee!) That’s reelee wunderful. Did u du awl the reserch bai yourself?

ai’m werkin awn one with several otter relatives - ai think we cud cawl rself purrpaps teh “odder” famblee!

In addition to the tree, I am trying to get individual pages fur each famlee member - with fotos and compeete bio info plus interesting storees.

Rite nao ai am werking as much as ai can with mai muther (91) and Ant Daisy (93) fur storees about grandparents and grate grands and grate ants and unkles.

Ai alway think - a nayme on a chart may nawt meen too much to the yung peeple coming up - but if tehy noo taht