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I can haz cheezburger?
i haz a can ov cheezburgr!
i can has can ov whoopassburger?
i sawed a show on teh food channul last night whare dey put a cheezburger in batter and then deep-fried it.
dat was wun scary cheezburger. i tink i gained 5 lubs just luking at it.
Yow - talk about ohai colesterlol …
hahahahahahaha colesterlol
yeah, and transphats,,,pleh!
n afters u can has by passes n transplants. dubble dubble pleh!
mah daddeh haz had bof of doze…hooray fur teh orgin donors!
I tink i’z be fankful for dem this tangsgiving.
iffen yous taiks teh pravaclol, u can laffs ats teh co-lesteroil numverz.
i sawed that, too, and i is a vegertarian and i still gained 5 lubs luking at it.
Lessee… there’s 16 ozzes in a lub, rite?
How manny lubs in a hectare?
i luvs cheezburgers and i even luvs sum fried fuds, but dat was horribull.
ugh, don say taht, or it will end up on a stick at teh Minnesota State Fair n i’ll hav to eat it nex year. evvaryfing deep fried n on a stick! it’s teh only way to go at teh MN state fair.
they cud even make a battered and deep-fried tofu burger on a stik for teh veggietariuns.
good part of it is dat next to teh battered and deeep fried cheezburgers, tomorrow’s turkey and dressing and sides and pies and all dinner will seem healthy and low cal by comparisun.
moar gravies?
i sawded dat jes dis week! thawt if it wuz possible ta mak a cheezburger bettah, dis wud be it! gots to get me 1 soon!
Whut u meanz eye haz tu wait teel tomorrowz fur de fanksgibbing deener?
Ok dis gayme gettin owt uff hand. De stole meye hole boddiez dis tyme.
Sum wun pleeze tu go seez de kitteh dat haz de plaze tu hide de boddiez an getz mai boddie bak!
Hello?
Mom!
Meye demandink lookz, letz mee showz u eet.
kongrats tribble! wud yoo lyke a nawt-sekind dans?
*taps toesies in antisapayshun*
Yez tank u, dat wood b berry nize.
okey heer we go..sry took me so lawng to get bak to yoo
shimmeh shimmeh spin slide left
shimmeh shimmeh spin slide right
butt wiggle left kick
butt wiggle right kick
shimmeh shimmeh spin slide back
*puff puff*
I WILL has cheezburger.
i can has hotdog?????????????
Ur pleebian kwizeen….it disgustz meh.
oh yus, kitteh’s spreshun is full of “feh”
i seez wut ur eeting dare…
don’t make me sez it twice!
don’t make u sez *whut* twice, kitteh?
whut whut?
gord hab mussy… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
EWWWW!!!! LOL, Ai wooda espektid dis frum Stend moar dan yoo, Teho!
Ebay search: “brain bleach”
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Thanx, nao Ai’s doomd….
d00d, i bin rownd teh innernets fr a wiel naow. sum fings u nots fergit eezy wuns u sees dem. and Samwel, in hims own wai, iz evry bit az suttul an undrstaytid az Jorj Dubya Boosh. so… der u ar.
De eebil cheezburglar strieks agin!
Gimme awl yer burgers, or ai shoez yoo mai pointee enz!
Kthxbai!
IKEA expo + orinj jooss… WTF? bak to baysik traynin foar yoo, hyoomin.
I be waring my invizibble hat. Is vary, vary hevvy. Flattenz my eerz AND maykes my eyez squinch up.
Ze discriminating goremay sez dis table not akseptible for sivilized kittehs.
Ur fud. Ur doin it rong.
Ur fud. Blongs in mai belleh.
These are not the droids you are looking for!
“beeska chata wnow kong bantha poodoo…Yang chas Solo chone Wookiee!”
Dat’s easy for u tu say.
my hed slpoted frum laffingz!
i can gives suggestion?
Laff with yer belly instead of hed necks tyme
kitteh uzus jedi mind trix on stoopy hyoomun 4 cheezburgrs
*raises hands in air*
Take it! Take it all! Niiiice, kitty kitty.
P.U. whutz dat smell?
Not ur foods. Ar mein.
dat smellz?
Smellz nawt mein. Ai kleen kitteh. Ju chekd teh baybee recentlee? Me an teh bunneh cawls heem “Stinky”.
Teh bunneh, he r disapproovin.
Maitre D’
Dis fud be insufficient. Plz to bringz mor, at oncze or ah no leevz u tipz
onlee cheezburgers is ok!
Teh eevil eye….I haz it.
P.S….I maked u anudder comment….but WordPress eated it.
Wunder haow long it tayk 2 sho up. I shuld tayk betts.
Hands over teh breffist and nowun will gets hurted.
dey alwayz sez dat, but sumwun getz hurted inny waze
Is all part of teh unrelenting world of nature as teh ceaseless struggle for survival continues.
(with aplologies to Montee Piethon)
Here we see a enraged pussycat. She is lying in wait for her breffist. Teh unsuspecting breffist glides over closer to its doom. The enraged pussycat is poised for teh kill. She raises her harpoon and fires. Pang! Right in teh toast!
ah lcb…..awn a so far unb-exccellent mawrnin, u crak me up……..fank u !!!!! ai needed taht……
Mah plezhure, Salleh. I hope ur day gets better.
Does u live in teh America, where 2morrow is teh kthxgiving? If not, I will nom some extry fuds for u.
host makes a toast . . .
Pang! facedown in roast
host is ghost
An de toast is . . . um . . . er . . . TOAST!
Dis orinj joos r not fraish!!! Wut u tryin to pool???
I maded you Tang instead of fraish joos. Yoo no lyke? Astronots luvs it.
pleh! ai members (sorta members…
a partee in hai skool we hads gin n tang… blaaaaaaarg!