o ai lykes teh Rock Lolster. ken we do dat wun? huh? ken we? plz?

Yes U kan haz Rock Lolsta dans!

Oh wayt, I iz nawt kalled “Ken” heer. Nevvur mynd.

Sry, spykes_mom and sawa - we will save the Rok Lolsta fur anodder teim (ai’ll bet bonus pik will hav lobsta - an if nawt - we’ll danse it soon..

Fer nao, joyn serra and mee and everybuddee else in teh lubblee Viennese Waltz of Joi!

Away we gooooo! Wun too tree, wun too tree, wun too tree. . .(never herd enywun say “whoohoo” while waltzing, so ai’ll just do a liddle wun *whoo hoo*) Weedchuck, u just slyde around in 3/4 tiem!

Kin ai dants along? Ai hadded mai furst tiem tu be knot last ober teh weekend an Ai dantzed awl bai myownself. Well, Jack’s hai-coo kitteh dantzed foar everywun hoo has gotted teh knot lastest, so I dantzed along. Everboddy wuz moast liekly owt wif teh turkey-indoosed koma.

liddle *whoo hoo* for janet

whoops and anukki

Fank yew.

*taiks liddle bough*

hokay…Rock Lolster anudder tyme. heer ai goez wiv teh walts:

wun too tree wun too tree wun too tree

*whoo hoo*

wun too tree wun too tree wun too tree

anukki ai’m sry yoo hadz to dants awl by yourownself. to bee onnest, ai dun spend neerlee so much tyme lookin at ICHC dooring teh weekenz n hollydayz as ai do wen ai’m at werk. sad, no? hope teh boss dun fined owt. odderwyse ai wud have dantsed wiv yoo! ai lubs to dants.

Waltz okai for mee too!! Rok Lolsatr wyll shurly cum in handee anuver dai!!

*glyde glyde slyde tern glyde glyde slyde tern glyde glyde slyde tern glyde …..*

ahhhhh u guise awl luk so nise waltzing around……….an teh muusik iz jest lubbly……wate let me getz my dansin shooz awn..

annnnnnn

*wun too tree wun too tree +twurl+ wun too tree*

Fank yew lubberly spykes_mom! I lieks tew dants as well!

wun tew free wun tew free wun,, um… tew.. um… where wuz ai? Oh, I will stawp an pose prettilie liek on “dantsing wif teh starts.”

*poses*

lol
how bout a pants dants?

*whispers to salleh* we gotz a reeley stoopy overlord heer.

n he dun kayr bowt roolz n ethikz n such. onlee hizownself n hiz rich frenz. ai fink teh powur mayd his stoopy hed bowt elebenty tymes biggur tahn it alreddy wuz. ai allso fink he wud doo whutebber he ken to nawt looze hiz powur. heerz whut wikipedia sez bowt marshall lawr (sum of it sownz lyke wee alreddy gotz it):

“Martial law is the system of rules that takes effect when the military takes control of the normal administration of justice.

“Usually martial law reduces some of the personal rights ordinarily granted to the citizen, limits the length of the trial processes, and prescribes more severe penalties than ordinary law. In many states martial law prescribes the death penalty for certain crimes, even if ordinary law does not contain that crime or punishment in its system.

“Martial law is sometimes imposed during wars or occupations in the absence of any other civil government. Examples of this form of military rule include Germany and Japan after World War II or the American South during the early stages of Reconstruction. In addition it is used by governments to enforce their rule, for example after a coup d’état (Thailand 2006), when threatened by popular protests (Tiananmen Square protests of 1989), or to crack down on the opposition (Poland 1981). Martial law can also be declared in cases of major natural disasters, however most countries use a different legal construct like “state of emergency”.

“In many countries martial law imposes particular rules, one of which is curfew. Often, under this system, the administration of justice is left to a military tribunal, called a court-martial. The suspension of the writ of habeas corpus is likely to occur…”

anit lukked lyk dis:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/