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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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huh..an U tinks U gotz poyntee endz-
mai claws let me show you dem
kitteh meetz lernin experienz
Congrat on anuvver nawt-sekund post!
Shal we dans teh Lolbstr Kwadrill?
Wil u walk a lil fastr
Sed teh Wytin 2 teh Snayl
Deres a Porpus rite bhynd us
N hims tredn awn mah tayl
C hao eegrlee teh Lolbstrs
N teh Turtlols awl advans
Dey is sitin awn teh sheengl
Wil u com n joyn teh dans?
Wil u wont u
Wil u wont u
joyn teh dans?
Wil u wont u
Wil u wont u
joyn teh dans?
C hao eegrlee teh Lolbstrs
N teh Turtlols awl advans
Dey is sitin awn teh sheengl
Wil u com n joyn teh dans?
Wil u wont u
Wil u wont u
joyn teh dans?
Wil u wont u
Wil u wont u
joyn teh dans?
OOoo…fanks sew mush, Patrick, an Eye wuld LURV to danse the Lobster Quad-thingy. ’specially tooday, whin it’s so brillig out here!
yoo doo teh lolster kwadrill.
ai’m gunna go gyre n gimbul in teh wabe.
I joyn U.
grate, p4t, hear, grab my claw!
>klonk ob klauz grasping<
Ai’d joyn in but mai borogroves R awl mimsy
well, AC, spyke’s mom haz hurr vorpal sord.
An, frum whut I here, it goes sniker-snack.
(mmmmm., snickers…
mmm…milky way…
Peter Paul Almond JOY!!!
s. mom–bedder b kareful about those borogroves–I herd they’re awl mimsy (meme-sy/) today. An dose mome raths!!! Dere toetally outgrabe today.
yah datz wut ai hurd! butt itz okay cuz ai has mah vorpal sord. n a tumtum tree by wich to rest.
duz teh vorpal blade go snicker-snack?
*snicker-snack!*
May ai joyne yoo, too? But if we ar awl awt heer, hoo iz danzing?
Eye will–wont chew?
Wii iz dansin, free fawrm.
o frabjus day! callooh callay!
wudn’d at be ’snicker-snak’sownd, paws4thot?
umm, sniker-snak, sownds yummy to yippee!!!
Us can outgribe togedder
patrick, i lubs dis! bery bery cleber!!
Patrick has dun so menee wunderful pomes - iz a gift. Ai am bukmarking awl ov these thingz fur when ai figurez awt hao to do a blog. Tehn ai’m going to put awl of tehse things awn it whar everywun can go and see whut ai thot wuz the best ov teh best.
an whilst wii danse, does Slithy Toves ar w00ping it up in da wabes..
menny burgerz fer translatin’ alliss in wunnerland into lolspeeks! yay!!
we got souper here…cuz kit’s on a roll…
a loaf ob bred, iz whut we chiefly needz..
A jugovwyn, a loafovbred an thouw. Taht seems to cubber ebbereeting
But if yu is goin shawping, cud yu get….
A anvil, a banananana plantayshun, an a cupofcawfee…
A doorstop, an egg whisk, and a flare star.
(I’m fixin’ to take a nap (dat’s OKie tawk)…but dis keeps BN two mush fun…
a dandylion, a ectoplasm, a fujj-cycle…
(too layte 4 mii!!)
a gobbstopper, a huneybear, a icicle
a Janethas4kittens, a kitkay, a leaf
a monokul, sum napkins, n a organ
a peppermill, quinine, n a roaster bag
a spykes mom, a teho, a..a…a..udder stuff
a vinyard, a whine, a xenon
a Yippee! an a zepelin!
waaaaaytaminnit…
Waaat?! Wadidwedoo?
pepper adn vinigrr besidez r bery gud indede
Nao if yoor ready oysters deer, we cans begins to feed!
YIPPEE!!!
But nawt on us! teh oysters craied!
Dat wud be krool indeed!
yippee kitkay, nuther not second!
The cat will regret this acquaintance.
craw feesh showz kitteh wut “poynty endz” rly meens.
yah teh krawfeesh sez, “Mai cher, dese MAI pointy ends!”
Is dat a crawdad, a lolobster, or a bery large scorpion? An wut is it doin in teh middel of teh rode?
whai did teh pointy-ended thing kross teh rode?
cuz him was stapld to teh chikken!
whai did the chikken kross teh rode?
to get awey frum teh famr wut wuz staplin chikkens an pointy things togedder!
ROFLMAO! (dass weerd)
paws an claws meeting
mtg agenda:
To talk ob menny fings..U know, shoos, shipz, ceiling Catz–
stuff like dat.
hee! ai LUBS da alliss in wunnerland (an ovver relayted buuks).
doz dey talk ob kabbujez n kingz to?
Yesh, teh tyme has come too tawlk of tehse
yayz! dey also needz to speek ob y da see is boyling hot n wedder piggeez haz wings!!!
Can Ai add cabijes an kinks, to teh ajendah plees?
well..yU knoes, whut wiff dat ole sunny shining on teh sea wiff awl her mite, making dem billows smooooth an brite (eben tho it B teh middel ob teh nite)–it jus mite boyl. Well, dat and I tink dat teh moom is boylin’ mad at teh sun fore comin’ an’ spoylin’ teh fun!
I doan hav a klue ’bout teh peegs, un4tune-ately.
eevenshually deyz jus gonna go n fine demselfs da moam raifs. deys kyute lil fluffy tings! n hoapfulli cheshirr kitteh will poynt dem in de rite wai ob da kween! but dem cards be payntin dem rozez red n dat no good. kween will b angrie n off goz da heds. owweez.
summarilly.
as spoken by teh ORIGINAL lolrus!
do u has enny frennz wif u? (kitteh meremmbrs taht he has a gud A 2 FAY resippee.)