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See all teh pretty ballz on teh tree? Too of dem are my I-BALLZ! Hahahahahah!
U R teh nawt sekent!
Hoaw u lieks ur Crissmus nite sellabrashun danse? Duz u liek teh staately ol fashun kine? oar mebbe u wuld liyk 2 rawk aroun teh Kitmuss Twee?
Tanks! I lykes to rok, and danse, and spin, and leep around teh tree!
*Roks lef, lef, lef*
*Roks rigt, rigt, rigt*
*Spin an spin*
*Leep up in2 teh tree!*
Do ober an ober till all teh sihinee ballz r on deh flur. An kitten iz hyding cos u b 2 crazzee!!
Ah, But I can easily attack from my tak…tackti…um, strategical position!
“… as he lay in wait, samuel stopped to consider if disguising himself as a christmas tree wasn’t going to make his getaway that much more difficult - plus, the fake pine scent he had sprayed generously on himself and the tree was beginning to make him a bit woozy. perhaps dressing as a small present or gift bag would have been more effective? oh, well, too late now - santa was on his way and samuel was determined to take him out before he could do any more damage. samuel would just have to make the best of the situation.”
stend, I can’t wait to read ur novel
LOL
srsly, you should go buy “bitter with baggage seeks same” - I was channelling it just then…
http://www.bloomsbury.com/bitterwithbaggage/
stend - doo yoo akshullee own this buk? Cuz ai’m thinking seriouslee ov buying it. And again - hao awn erth doo yoo find thiese things? Ai am awestruk!
This is fantastic! Thanks for the link!
Teh Red an teh Blak?
Stendahl!
And if detected, he still had his lasers charged.
Wai is tehre a dolly in mah plais, awn teh Kitmuss tree?
and she’s surrounded by the biggest black balls I’ve ever…
nevermind.
*snerk*
I swear, that’s tree’s decorated like one of those interracial gangb…
NEVERMIND !!!
Heehee!
I can just see some perky blonde suburban mom, like annette benning in american beauty:
” hey kids !!! guess what the theme of this years tree is ? “
” aw, mom - not again !!! “
LOL, stend, I misst yoo wen yoo wuz away!
da lazurz gibs him awai.
I’m in your tree, knocking your ornaments to the floor.
Dass teh fun of kittehs at Christimas–u gets to redecorate ur tree every mornin
Kloakin krismus kittah iz watchin u mastrbait
Nawt in frunt ob teh XCwissmus twees! O noes!
Sum pplz has ronery krismus
Xmas tree fetish? Hmmm… Nawt fur me, but I woodent judge…
Im in ur Kismus tree
Stalkin ur prezints
Iz jus a liddli blak twee ornamint
hoberin in yur xmas twee
Imz onli a liddli black twee ornamint
payz no ‘tension too meiz!
momcat
“do you like my new holiday outfit? I was just going to wear one of those decorated sweaters, but then I thought : ‘why not?’ “
Why notz indeed.
‘Mai holidai sweturz. Let me show u it….’
Ai iz nawt imp– impaws– teh fake ormlolmlent! Ai iz teh perittiestest dekorashun awn teh tree!
Prezzunt Day Tree iz
juss t3h ryte syze 4 Kitteh
2 clymz up andz hydez
Kitteh iz in nyss
locayshun 2 swotz shynee
bawllz andz bleenkeeng lytez
Kitteh iz payshunt.
Prittee shurr no wunz will seez
green ieed ormmanent
Jack.
kitteh is totallee
busted…
OMG, norman, i told we should have just put up the artificial tree……..there’s something ALIVE in there!!!!
AAAEIIIEAAAEIIIEAAAEEEEE!!!
Tarzan??
There be a second imposter above the first… He be striped with white glowing eyes.
Dass rite–u iz varry obswervant, Mamaslyth
Wow! Ur aies be berry sharp! Didden see teh sekun kitteh til u pointed him owt!
Merry Christmas to awl! I has bin doin holiday stuf awl dai, til naow. Lotz uv kyootness since yesterdai!
i seed him too! wuld luv to knwo waht happnd befoar an aftur, wif two kittehs in teh tree!
Mai perdikshun: TimmmmmmBuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Win!
Hey there’s another cat just above the imposter ornament!
i iz da anghal
i fallz off mah perch
noes. he jus helpn leddel timmeh tri oud nu boes n arro prznt.
Kitteh jus helpn littel timmeh tri out new bou n arro!
I haz maded 3 comments and teh Grinch stoleded dem! Stoopy wurdpress.
yoo hoomans have dirtez mindz from tu much eggnog!
I’m hoping that the colors just didn’t come out right in that pic. I didn’t even know they made ornaments in that color.
But I shouldn’t talk about people’s taste, I guess. Got an MP3 player for Christmas, and it has a selection from Daddy’s collection on it right now. All mixed together, on Christmas Day, I’m listening to Tom Lehrer, Statler Brothers, Andy Griffith, Riders in the Sky, Chet Atkins and the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. Kinda surreal.
naw, D Marie …..makez purrfek sense to me…..by teh way…..u noes about David Bromberg????? heer ai’ll maek u a link to wun ob mi faboritezz…hez ole fren….jest goteed nomimnimnionated fur hiz furst gramm a cuple ob weekz ago !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVUCCbZuBSM
luks weerd taht link but ai’ll tryz it…..
yep it werkz !!! go lissen……ai betz u likes it !!!
The Red Haired boy is perfect! My Daddy was a red haired boy who played the fiddle, flute, euphonium and dulcimer. His initials were R.D., so of course between that and the hair, he was called “Red.” Except in the fambly, because if you called out Red! at a fambly reunion, everyone got whiplash turning around to see which Red you meant.
Could I have seen Bromberg at Indiana University 1979 - 1983? If not then, maybe it was in Virginia later than that. I know I have seen him live, in a small venue.
D Marie…..glad du likeded it ….ai figgured wif teh musishunz u menshuned..taht u’d lik David…
an iz entireli posseble u saw David an teh boyz tween 79 an 83…did u sees the hole band (7 guise) or jest teh 3 ob tehm……teh fiddle player at dat tyme waz smi bestest fren George Kindler….hoo waz killeded in a motorcycle accident 27 yeers ago, 2 daiz affer Crissymuz….George waz wiff David fur 4 or 5 yeers….an tehy toured abot 300 daze a yeer….so u prolly sazw my fren Georj ona fiddle!!!
David allus sed he waz teh head ob teh band but Georj ……he waz teh hart….
so wen Georj died……he onli toured fur anodder yeer affer dat, den he went an lerned to make violinz……
Davids iz bak on tour agin….affer 25 yeerz …an iz doin reel gud….an ai am so proud of hiz nomminmonminashun for teh Grammy…..
fankz fur goin an lukin at dat…..ai iz a rabid fan ob mi fren …ai allus goin “go lissen to DIZ !!!!”
I tink sum r purrpull an teal.
go download the ‘this american life’ podcasts, starting with david sedaris, david rakoff, cheryl trykv, sandra loh and scott carrier - you’ll love them
Thank you - I’ll try them out, they do look interesting.
As a return endorsement - might I suggest some artwork? This is Daddy’s website, which has been hosted by a friend of his since his death in 2001.
http://www.parkenet.org/jp/red/
kewl.
HI D Marie…..
dat’z grate stuff ur Dad did…..how he do dat ???? it jest so happenz mi degree iz in art… BFA photgraphy tho..wif minor in etching….(I did 5 albumz fur David)
was he a painter??? oar waz puter stuff??? doesnt matter which…iz beeutiful werk……do u hab sum of hiz werk at ur howse????
They are fractals, which is basically mathematical formulas transtlated into artwork using the computer as a tool. Dad was a mathematician at the core, and he expressed it through music and fractals and photography.
As to whether I have any of his art, and since my brother is also a photgrapher, the real question is, do I have any walls? I think they are under there, somewhere. Something must be holding up the frames, after all. I do remember seeing them when we moved in here…..
I lubz da fractals! deh iz soooo facinatin n complex n kwel-
cantz do da matf soos gud butz Iz impressed bai peeps who can.
momcat
D Marie
LOL dat’z teh kind ob decoratin ai relate to !!!!