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but Ai luks jus lyk yu!
well, taht hyoomin woomin did not gives berth 2 u, kitteh.
inconceivable!
gettit? gettit? *jumps up an down* I maded a punn!
lols i had to read it three times, but I gotted it!
da tuked a minut! but i gotted it!
And now you have doomed yourself to an eternity in Pun Hell, mortal!
Although the pun you maded was rather good so you won’t go too deep in
Heer, reed dis, u’s adopted. Sry.
Yes, bebbeh…ur in ur foreber home nowz.
AWWWW!
Big Fat Win.
<3
/juss like mah ‘dopted kitteh…(her knows hoo her is)….her forebbur in MAH hart/home.
Dey gots sum gud lukin kittehs fo adopshun.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
My Little One, you are child of my heart, not of my body. I could not love you more.
o dat brake mah hart - iz so sweete…
Oh, dere u r!!! <3
See above.
I has been tinkin bout teh adopted wuns…..dey is teh moas speshullist ub all, caws dey wuz speshullee picked. How cud it bee bettur?
yes, i knows hu i iz. gotz ur name writ in mah hart.
dat iz da sweetest ting I ever readed
n cumbind wif teh kyuteness….muss…rzist……cannnnnnnnt!!!!!
*splortz*
sry.
brot mai oan hunnert daller towill.
Wut Cookie’s Hooman sed.
Yah, ur adopted. Kuz ai luvs yoo enuf to takes care yoo frever!!!!!
yes - ai adopted u n u adopted me cauz wii gowt to chuz each othur.
u r speshul caws ai gots to chuz teh kitteh ai wanted fur mah fureber frend!
*rolls owt CCC wif xtra suppleye ob kleenx fur teery eyes*
thanks MM I needs it.
Wut cookie’s human said are so true,
I could not lub my two kittehs any more than I do know
they are my bestest friends..
It ar hard to tell whether I has adopted them or they has adopted meh
Can’t speak any morez.
Takes a kleenex :sniff sniff
HI MM how r u??? didja hab a nise holler daze ????? we hab misseded u round heer…ai noes u poppeded in fur a few short bisits……but noawt teh same as habin u roun a loawt……
u imporunt peepulz round heer
r u my muddr?
Hello Mudder…
hello fadder…
here i am at camp granada!
Yeah!
I waz hoping sumbuddeh wud pik up on dat!
U r not mai muddr. U r a snort!
Dr. Soos ref. Verrah phunny. Dat buk wuz my brudder’s favrit wehn he wuz smal.
Kitteh thunk oomanz jus beg kittehs o’s lahst ahl thair furz. Dihd noh mehntion becuz peeps mabeh shensatahves aboot it.
Ai dopted u cuz u r esstra spechal an ai lv u an wan u tu be wid me.
Dopted meens exxtra spechul wunnerfull
Doan’tz beez sad, Kitteh.
Ur’z Hewminz lubbz U andz luub
knoez no bowndarreez
U willz seez lawtza
Kittehz dat luuk lyke U. Juss
wun beegz fammilee
U willz duz stuff dat
mayz maykz Ur Hewminz angree,
but dayz duz forgivv
Jack.
An dey maek u medd sumtiemz tu, but den u be all luvz agin
mai mudder in law iz haz stepmom. wen she wuz liddle adn her step sissy wood make funs of hers, she wood say “mom picked me. she wuz stuck wit yoo!”
Kitteh, we lubs yoo forevers. Eben wen yoo makes messes adn begs for nom noms at godfersakin hours ub da morning adn crashes tings in da middle ub da nites.
Mah big sissy wuz fozzter kid in mah fambly, ‘n mah parunts adopted herz when she wuz 14 (I wuz 3), eben doh dey had 3 teenage suns too! Mah brudders pikked on her, and her wud say “Momma lubs me more, becuz she didnt hab to to change mah dirty dypers!”
Her iz in her 30s noa n still maeks da saym joke!
But manee tymes, we dont adopt deh kittehs, dey adopt US…
Troo
Wid main, id waz preddee much mutual agreemen. Speshallee mai Benny. Juz tuk tu eechudder rite awayze.
Wee praid fur owrs.
Wuz sneekee prayur, caws I wunted a kitteh reeeeeel bad, an no alowd in howse. So I sed prars.
a teensee widdo bebbeh kitteh came too frunt door an said meew…
an we feeded her an fixed her and lubbed her….she r hebbun sent! She stays in backyard an has wunnurfull warm place too sleep an lots ub impyudunt squirruls too teeze hur an keep her bizzy! ..soon I will moove an gets place ub mai own….an KITTEH WILL COME WIF MEE AND LIVE INSIDE furrever!!!
i am soo eksitted…..i cant wait…
YAY! Kaffleen hab behbeh kitteh to sweep wif an smoo an snorgle aladatiem!!
yur daddee wuz a wundering tomcatt name fred…
he gotz lotza yabbadabbadoo tyme…
an mah sister no cud keepz yoo, so yooz come
heer to be wiff meh…an i lubbs yoo de wurld
Kitteh so luffable
Adopshun is graetest fing evar!
Yesh.
Tis.
u didnt gro in ur hoomiemommies woom
u grew in her heart
U is teh chozen wun, kitteh.
Is okay, littel kitteh, that old saying not true- you *can* choose your family and your family can choose you. I has been doing it all mah life. I has many siblings that I has found along teh way that I could not love more had we been part of teh same litter. Your huuman fambly loves you just as much as if they gave birth to you- probably more, really, becauze that would probably be a sign of teh apocolypse.
oh ai laffeded out loud………
*walkies off mutterin to self…..sign of teh apacalypse….hee hee hee *
kittehs nawt adopted are hoamless kittehs. adopted is mush bedder.
It r ok kitteh.
I has teh adopshun too.
An mah parents r full of teh bestest an love!!!
U chosen. ur mummah an daddeh hand pikded u!!!
I look nothing like my Mom & Dad, and at a root level I don’t act or have alot of the beliefs they do.
But I could not ask for better parents.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THEY ARE THE BESTEST!!!!!!!!
Das WUNNERFUL, Melissa! Jus wunnerful! I lubbs dat! Berry luky parints, tu!
Mai Purrl…. she dubble ‘dopted…. meanz dubble lubbed…
wuz ‘dopted bai mai mom ’bout eleben yrs ago…. den, when mai mommeh went tu teh Rainbo Bridj, she tol’ mai dad dat if ennyting happened (wif himz), dat he shud gib me Purrl….
so, whenz he haz tu move, he saiz tu me, ‘ U needta tak Purrl naow - u mommeh wunted it datta way…’ dat wuz ’bout 3 yrs ago, an she nebber tu far from mee - exspeshilly when ai’m in mai ‘puter chare!!
She lubbs mee jus as mush as mai udder 2 gurls…. meybee moar! I lubbbbs her mush, tu…..
Dang. Dis thred done made mee crai.
/wunndurs off fur Kleenex
i’m going to go cry with emo cat now.
Yipes! I be gone fer 4 daze (my internets got stolen!) I comes bak to catch up wif cheezfrends, and now I needs the CCC….dat kitteh eez too durn kewt!
(Missed all new cheezfriends! Hope all had great Krissmas!)
haow ur innerweb got stoled?
Hai Mr. Worf - heop yoo had a great Krissmas too. But we awl want to know - hao did yur internetz get stolen?? Ai wudn’t hav thot taht wud bee pawsible>
Landlawrd provides internetz to apt. He switched to new provaider. Netwerk hub thingy had teknical stuff beyond my knowledge. So, internetz was stolen for cupl o dais.
r u aduptin anodar kittah
do not wantz new kittah, u iz all moine
Remember kitteh, your pawents CHOSE you to be theirs. That makes you special. I adopted adult kittehs that no one else wanted because their old human families gave them up. We are one happy family and love each other very much. The only thing I would want to change is that I wish I adopted them sooner.
I’s adoptin nu reskew bunneh in da noo yeer. I’s submittted mai applycashun form an teh bunneh dopshun peeps is chewsing a nu bunneh fur us. They’s a pur lonelee bunneh owt thier thas wating tew bee a happee hoppy bunneh wif us. We’s excited !!
dopted bunnehs are da bestest! Yu don’t has cute bebeh bunneh, but yu gets bunneh dat nose dey is lucky - an dey is yusyully spootered and nows how to use litrbox. EzPz.
I dopted mai bunnh a yeer ago, an she make me smile evrydai. She iz smart, indypendent, and has difint opinyuns. She a lot like me reely….