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invisible volleyball serve

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and also teh basketball

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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mary O'Spockn

dus I do teh macarena or teh hokey pokey??

Cookie's human

You beat me to it, Mary! Since its a sport photo, how about “We are the Champions?”

mary O'Spockn

sinz i haz nooo sportz talenz, tihs will be the only times i wood ebber hab “we are teh champpeens” in my honuh, so go fur it!

mary O'Spockn

but I has Peru on my branz tihs mawnin, so if you culd throw a few of thoz Andean flooty thingz in, adn if ennywun haz a cawstyume in teh style…
I’ll serve sum Purubyan chocolatl!

two_kittehs

That sound delishus and nootrishus I can has?
Concatulations mary!
Eating choclit and dansing, behold mah jazz paw.

mary O'Spockn

yesh, heer, pass me yore cup. (preddy liddle teecup wif forgetmenawts- i brokded awl teh Roiyul Doolton wif teh hanpainted periwinklez, sowy)
didja kno taht Purrubian choklt has oAtmeels innit? adn spices?
sew it reeely is nootrishush.

 
spykes_mom

doo ai detekt a “Keeping Up Appearances” ref? FTW!

 
mary O'Spockn

oooooo i shudda meshuned eym tawkin bout dwinkabul, hawt chokolatl taht haz teh oatmeelz. datz wai wee needud teh cups.

 
cSmall

duzznt it awlso has teh chillees? mebbe iz teh Mexican hawt choklit can has teh spicee…nomnomnom

 
mary O'Spockn

i fink teh mexican chocolatl has chilees, but downt know. Teh Purubian hawt choklit I had on Chritmas (maed by reel Perubeans! nawt imaginery wons!) had cinnamon, cloves, choklit and somehow tehy added blended oatmeels.
Wuz tastee adn noootrishush.

ps: tehy kept cawlin teh oatmeel kwaker- (Quaker) sew it tooked me a while to figger out whut tehy wuz tellin me…adn “Kwaker” wuz pronownsed like yewd say cracker bud wif a w insted of r sound. jest thot yew shud know….will bee on teh test.

 
 
Cookie's human

Mary, since Peru has always bin on my list of Places 2 Go, I have to ask: why is Peru on ur mind this a.m.?

mary O'Spockn

well (datz a deep subjekt, ya know) I am hoping to go to Peru to work on a literacy project which will produce a reading primer in the Aguaruna language. I will be staying in Ica, which just went through that eartquake in August. I’ll try to put a linky thing about the organization I’ll be volunteering with:
http://www.literacyevangelism.org

 
spykes_mom

dat is berry kewl mary an yoo r to bee uhplodded fur ur wantin to help. is LEI affiliated wiv a partikyoolar Christian denomnomnominayshun?

 
mary O'Spockn

noes, tehy werks wif awl denomnomnominashuns

furinstantz, wehn i wented to West Afurka, teh UEEB, which in Fronschchzspeek is teh yUnyun ob Ebangelicul Chruchz ob Benin, wuz teh sponsring orgnasib, er ograniza um…group.
Iz berry inneresting pwojekts - tehy mak it pawsibul fur peeps to lurn to reed adn rite in their “heart langwidge” Which i fink is berry, berry kewl. IMHO.

tee hee ay’m steel giglololing ober teh denomnomnominashun werd!

 
Kathleen

Gurl, U IZ teh Champeeon!~ I will dants too dat song fur u wiff plezur!

:)

 
Kim

Mary, dat sownds like a very kool organizashun!

 
annyluvsprintie

Izzit anething to doo wif Frank Laubach’s werk? I coodn’t see but it sownds a bit similar.

Also sownds liek a grate thing to do.

BTW, Green & Black’s (awrganik choklit ferm taken over by catberry’s) do “Inca Gold” chocklit bars wich have spices in tehm.

 
mary O'Spockn

hai, annyluvsprintie!
yesh indeed, Frank Laubach and the founder of LEI werked togedder for a while. Teh earlee materialz of LEI look simimimilur to teh Laubach materyuls.

Has you used teh Laubach materiyuls?.

 
annyluvsprintie

Not as yet.
I’m more from teh “Game wif Minutes” angle - pratise of teh presense of Gawd leik Bruvver Lawrencs; nawt that Iz enne gud at it. (yet)

 
 
spykes_mom

mary ai’m gonna stow ‘way in ur luggages.

 
 
pb

conga-ratulations and yes, don’t mind if I do have some o that chawklat. tnx berry much.

 
 
Anukki

Tu Mary:

*la la la, mee mee*
*ahem*

“Yu is teh Champ-peen….. of teh Whirrled!”
(whitch inkloods llamas)

howz dat?

mary O'Spockn

awwwwwww (shuffling pawz) eye blushes. fanks

 
spykes_mom

wee ar teh champyuns my (cheez) frends,
n weel keep awn fytin till teh (poyntee) end
wee ar teh champyuns
wee ar teh champyuns
no tyme fur (butt payn troll) loozers
cuz wee ar teh champyuns…
ob teh whirled (peas)!

Ambercat

Ai tink it lawst sumfink wen tehy editted it fore teh rekord relees - yur orijinal vershun mush bedderer!

 
CrazyOldLady

Dat wuz luverly, spykes_mom! uh oh….naow I haz teh eer wurm…oh well…

 
 
 
 
 
 
Cookie's human

Another of the multi-million dollar basketball players…lets hope he doesn’t ruin his kareer fooling around with catnip….

BonzoGal

Kitteh sez, “Ai duz nawt do teh stare-oyds! Plz nawt 2 be investigatalying meh, Ai wuz onlee takin… um… vitalminz an suplleemintz, kthxbai!”

 
anne

kitteh is not named in teh mitchell report

 
SueBooKitteh

plus not be to eazy to get the urine spessimim from kittehs!

BonzoGal

Ai gits yoorine spessimims frum mah kittehs, but in awl teh rong playces…

snippet

Oh, ain’t it da troof.

 
 
Shera(kittehvet)

tell me about it

Shera(kittehvet)

speaking of pee…..

darn just neutered boy cat peed on my hand!!!!!!!!

intact male cat pee smells horrible and NEVER goes away

and it is on my hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1

just had to share

Cassidy

Nootered male cat pee nawt so grate eeder. Pleh.

 
mary O'Spockn

ew-couldja washid off before you used teh kee bored???or duz ittransfurr to teh pyooter keyz??

Shera(kittehvet)

i washed and washed and washed and it is still there!!!!!

it transfers thru the interweb toobs even!!

Can’t you smell it????

(or maybe it’s just me)

 
mary O'Spockn

oh, iz soooo sowy, kittehvet.

I wuz gonna mek lame joke about smelling thru teh innerwebs adn tell yew to go wash up agin (and this time use SOAP, yung lady) but I feelz bad fur you. Sowy…

keep up teh good wurk takin kare of teh kittehs.

 
ittehbittehkitteh

ohai, shera. has u heered bowt biofog or (i finks iz name) soe10? i cant memmembers exakt name ob da produkkt, butt take owt smells. u can googels biofog 2 find website. biofog is companeh.

it taked owt kitteh pee smell in mah howse.

 
annyluvsprintie

itteh - dere joo go agen, bein wonderful.

I need sumfin liek dis for mai visiter, *Boi*; himz lieks to *tags* teh playces ware himz been -ifn joo noes wot I meen!

 
Shera (kittehvet)

dats ok Mary, please make lame joke, I was spectin it.

I feel much better nao, home post clothing change and shower.

I have no idea why it was bothering me so much

IBK, I’ll check it out, clients are always lookin for good products

 
 
Jennifffuurr

Shera- we had a sayin fur angree or upsett colleegs at teh clinik wear I wurkt once (am a VetTek):

Is betteh 2 b pissed off, tahn 2 b pissed on.

Don twee no it!?!

 
 
 
 
 
NorthernHockeyFan

Kinda lyke de POULTRY in moshun we injoyed in a reesint poast. Only moshun is VURTIKAL dis tyme.

 
 
pb

but is levytashun allowed in invisible volleyball rools? eyes looking for my invisible rool book eberywhere. cant find it.

gremlin

Um - I fownded yor inbissible rool buk!

See heer, page sebbenty-three-elebben,
artikkul sixty-elebbentee,
payragraphs two.

Levytashun is spessiffikklee *PERMITTED*

Oh, but dere’s a sub-claws. It sez onlee when playin in Peru, wit croxx-spesheez teemz. Iz der llamas inbolbed?

pb

you cans reads inbissisble rool buk? keen are de eyes uv de gremlins.

gremlin

Why tank yew!

I haz sech gud eyz, nawt onlee kin I reed de inbissible buk, I kin reed between de liens too! Dat taeks speshul skilz.

 
lolcatburglar

Donut be fooled, pb. Our fren gremlin has proven to have kwestionublle ethicks and might be making it up to inflooence the outcome of teh game.

I refer u to teh joory-tampering insident in teh recent Trial of Kittehlurve’s Mommeh, aka Teh Case of teh Hunnert Doller Towel.

CrazyOldLady

lcb is korrekt….we must be vurry kareful…slipperee sloap an all dat stuff!

Shera(kittehvet)

COL, you been gone a while or did I just miss you?

 
 
Ambercat

oooh, taht remyns me; Has Jessee, teh magnificat artister, been givn taht script for illustraytink? Plees, plees, plees?

lolcatburglar

Here is link to beginning. There was a follow-up teh next day but I no has time now to finds that:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/28/hmph/#comment-167433

 
lolcatburglar

I posted a link to teh start, but it is being approved (hay cheezes! itz a link to ur own site. prolly oks, kthx)

I tries again to show it sooner:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/28/hmph/#comment-167433

It was in “hmph” on 11/28/07. Starts when someone axes what means “hmph” and legality ensues.

 
 
pb

Tnx fer de warning, LCB. I been luking at de trainscripts an can see much legality ensooooing. Gud thing Iz noob hier — nowun noes bout my pryor indis… undescr… not-so-gud thingies.

I’d luk at the buk to czech on our c-fren gremlin, but its inbisibul. So, trustin. heh heh

 
kittehlurve

Terribell hao sum peepl r, huh?

gremlin

Kittehs, ahem! Sum uv us is kittehs heer. Itz ownlee PEEPULS yoo caint trust. I nebber met a kitteh I didn liek. An kittehs awlways tells de troof - well, unless cheezburger or udder fud-type larcenies is inbolbed.

An I must pointz owt (wit my assorted pointee enz) that I onlee hadz a bit part - ob de faynting spek-tater in de famus “tryal ub de centuree” dat lcb is referrin to.

I didn haz nuttin ta du wit de hunnert-dollar BAFF towel. Or de kwestchunnable aktibbities in de orkestrar pit. Nuffin, no NUFFIN.

*whistles suspishuslee, paws hiding ebil devil duckee; runs away, stops an luks bak*

 
lolcatburglar

O hai, kittehlurve!

How did ur mommeh like her theeater tikkets?

Assuming she’s managed to stay out of teh hoosgow long enough to enjoy them, that is.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Matt

Should’ve been “Invisible Dragon Punch”.