“Clerks” kittehs
make snide comments about U
b&w pictures always makes it haf moar drama
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“Look at that sorry ensemble she’s wearing….sooo pathetic.”
“For real - it utterly BORES me to tears!”
gaaaroooo nose pickers are pleh!
that i mean it doesent matter what you wear
“clerks kitteh isn’t even sposed to be here today!”
looooooooool!
nutz, dat is wut i wuz gunna say!
And that’s what I *didz* say, at almost ‘zactly teh same time as rmg.
It was a photo finish and rmg won by a nose hair!
Copy of teh photo? Do not want.
Buncha savages in this town.
What smells like shoe polish?
…in a row?
*is waiting patiently for Dogma Kitteh*
I is not even sposedta be heres today.
Salsa shark?!!
-or-
I still have FDS in meh eye!
-or-
37!
-or-
Here comes kitteh, he’s, a ber-zer-ker….
I’ll stop now…
Kitteh! Bahzerker! Gurls tink sexay…
Stops lookin at lolcat pikchurs and git bak to werk yu lazee hyoomun!
:[
I _so_ needed that.
gahh!! second comment!
lolcat burglar was second! cookie won!
Boff comments bery funny. WE ALL da winners for habin da smart, funneh cheezfrens!
This one … jus had tu be.
Imagun tehm, playing HOCKEE???
“oh noes!
they usd up awl teh gatoraed”
Jay and Silent Bob kittehs strike back
Fealz sorta inti. inttim.intimad. scareded bi thez puddytatz pressionz, praps it be tyme I wentz to bedz.
Jay and Silent Bob kittehs: Stripe, Black.
Berry punny, LCB.
chick totally cheeted on u man
she called you brad
people say crazy s*** during sex. I once called a girl mom.
I…. oh. Nao ai has bery bery nastee mentul immij. Ai can has less graffik majjinayshun pls?
“::Gasp:: She jest rented a PORN videe-o!”
“No, it said CORN. Children of the C-O-R-N”
“Jest as bad.”
O GREAT BURGERS MADE OF CHEEZ AND TOFU IN TEH SKY.
Tomorrow is teh grate day - the day ov much celebrashuns fur the Furst Annibersary.
We give to yoo ar comminz an thanks fur maeking this wonderful hoam fur us.
HOWSOMEVER - tehre has been a TEURRiBUL disturbance in the Force. We ar missing wun ov our moast beloved famblee memberz - foar neerlee a month nao we has been wondering what it was taht maded him to leave us.
Nao we know - he didnt’ wantz to go. So - GREAT BURGERS - as a moast wunderful gift to us, teh Nashun ov Commenterz, fur this auspishous occasion - we fall to our knees and with uplifted hands and teh teers streeming frum ar ayes, we begs yoo to restore our deer Teho to us.
AMEN AND DO IT NOAW! But meebe he no wants to be restoreth.
Yes - he luvs us. He wud come bak if he cud. Fur us.
J4K, either u is beein 2 kryptic or I is beein too dense (mebbe both). Was there a insident I was unawares of, followed by poonitive action?
I miss Teho too, no matter what teh reezin is for his non-being-here-ness. When I was lurking in teh erly days his type of hyoomur in particular is what inspired me to start posting. It was mah distinct pleasure to spill a 16-ownce mowka wif extry spresso on him. In a nice way, I means.
Go to teho.vox.com and read the post for Jan 9.
wunnerin same ting bout Teho. Am pretty new non-lurkerer but hab aways enjoyded eberyones commenz - doan no if I wanna noe y but will go to site n see
ai know nuthng of an insident, but there has apphairentlee been a poonitive action.
Hay, J4K!
I just noticed that the link under this pic to a previous pic is pointing to Helikat! Which is where teh hole 16-ownse mokka wif extry spresso insident taked place!
Somebuddy’s karma just runned over sombuddy’s dogma.
OMG!!! LCB!!! Tis too mutch!!! I even sayed “HOMSOMEVER!” An ai don’t doo it awl that offen. An it’s where we furst becayme gud frenz. Oh mai. Oooooo. . .chillz ar running up an down mai bak!!
jest wanteded to chime in and sai….in “reel” lif ai hav been knowed to sai” homsomevver” upon occashun miselv…..oks…ai sez it a lot akshualli
Thx, Maus!
Wow. That is all kinds of too bads for all kinds of reasons. I should refrain from comminting on that further, lest I disappear also.
I note that in the commintz over there someone bemoaned teh lack of snark over here in our commintz. Trooth be told, that’s one of the things that keeps coming me back here. When we is edgy we does it wifout cutting each other to peeces.
Plenty of snark to be finded elsewhere, for those what get off on it.
I doan membur reedin ennything MEEN or reellee gross tho, that Teho wrote. Hee had class.
Welcum back!
There was menshun yesterday in teh “Tripl Cheezburger ” pic of makin cheezburgerz en croute wif teh bree.
Today I wents to lunch place I duzzent normally goes to and teh speshul today was roast beest wif bree and spinich leafs and dermater slices, all on peeta bred!
Not zactly a cheezburger or en croute, but scuse me while I nom this lunch. For ur own proteckshuns plz to keep ur hands and faces away from teh screen.
This was sposedta go at teh end as a new commint.
Now it’s a nom-sekwitter!
Seems cloase to a sekwitter. *moar chlls running down ak* Hardlee do we say “cheezburger en croute* when yoo goes out an (almoast) finds wun. “Sumthing” seems to bee in sync!
Wuzzit reelee gud? Tasty and nootrishus?
I concur, LCB. In my lurking days, it was the comments by Stend and Teho that stood out the most. and which inspired me to “de-lurk”. Every stew needs a little seasoning, and Teho was (and hopefully will be) a critical component of the ICHC “flavur”.
Ur rite. But it sounds like the “critical component” part of Teho is what caused the trubble.
Deer All my Loved Cheezfrens. I have gone back to mostly lerking mode lately. Been sickly and needing recoooprerative energies, but have noticed the absence of our beloved Teho. He and Stend and Lolcatburlar’s wit and playfulness with compassion coaxed me out of lerkatude as well. I go read the teho link now, but almost skeered to do so. No need for th snark here. So much of it everywhere else in teh real wirld. If they need snark they don’t haves to coem here.
Thasnk fer being Cheezez Supreme!
stend, Teho and Melissa. Ar big three! Sumthng about a three-legged footstoool in there.
Pleez no nashing ov teeth. Menee otters heer also indi. . undiss. . wuns we cud nawt doo without. But our SIGNACHURE peeple ar these.
Oar so it seems to mee.
Srsly, I had da dream about Teho lass nite. I dreamded dat I waz namin da rasins Y we needz da Teho back. He a big force in our tribe. Dere a hole in our fambly now where da Teho belongs. Maybe God Bunneh canz spot him from way up inna sky? Tell us oh great gb, where are Teho?
Aye dunt know why he not wiz us. Wut u meen, he din’t wantz to go?
COM BACK, TEHO! We missez you soooo mutch! Ifn yoo comez back fur de aniv…enni…yeer old celebrayshun, I’ll make my famus boorbin balls! (No boorbins were harmed in the making…
Ai did nawt no bourbins had teh balls…..u lern sumfink noo ebery day.
cojones del tequila!
oh, by the way — Hi, y’all.
Ha, ai knew u wudn’t be able to resist a commint about balls
Gud tu has u bak.
I think I just peed a little.
But enough about me. Hey, it’s Teho!
*happydance*
Yay! Happitail! Hoo cares bout clerks bein catty? Teh Teho’s bak!
Hiya! sry to heer yu wer blakballed. I’m pretty sure I hate the idea that that would happen here.
ps - speaking of speaking our minds, ennywun herd from TINA? (typingisnotactivism)…?
Speakin uv cojones! Gud 2 c u!
Maus, does that meen that u can see Teho’s… ?
Mebbe his pantses splits when he taked his bow? If that was him. Coulda beed a clever troll.
*strokes chin suspiciously*
*realizes that I is stroking Maus’ chin suspiciously*
*keeps doin it anyways*
ogod… i fergitted haow nawty y’all is. tsk
Jeez LCB. Yu needs to wash yur mind out wif soap. Waht I meaned wuz it was brave or sompfin for him to use his ovur handel and come visit. Taht wub cud get borked too.