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Is Ok?… Is only mostly dead?
Neigh.
OM NOM NOM
HAY SUP!
I loled so much at that picksur it is now my desktop wallpaper!
Hay Sus!
(Sorry for not speaking in LOLcat)
There’s every possibility the horse is just tranquilized. Placing a cloth over a horse’s eyes is a common method of calming them.
He’s dead Jim
but not as we know it!
star trek references, yes!
ded Jym ded!
Star trekking, kross teh yoonivers,
On teh starshup Enturpryz,
Undah Kaptin Kirk,
Star trekkin, kross teh yooniverz,
Boldlee goin 4wurd, kos wii kant fynd reburs!
I read dills comment and was just goona do that, darn.
I bied this rekord (45!) in Skotlend when ther in 1987. My frend over ther taut it to me as we wer hiekin threw the hillz! Had a ruff tyme gettin it bak to Mishigun in one peace! wurth teh trubble, thow. Is bery funnie song! Kool to cee hear!
(returning to lurk!)
Well, u cannit change teh lawz of fyzix…
dammit Jim I’m not a magician!
AH’m a doktur Jym, nawt a betrinairein!
he can’t be dead - he’s not wearing the red uniform
( can I get a to go box for this ? )
Dat da big box wif da xtra frys??
what the h3ll, just slap it right on my 4ss with all the other holidaze goodies
Yah!!!
OT - shood Aye be wurreed dat mah aygnawg duzzint esspire until da 20th? Kinda still taysts nummee to me…
No kidding! The away team always included Captain Kirk, Doctor McCoy, Spock, and Ensign Johnson! So, who’s gonna die this time? Duh…
ZOMG, on ma uvver blawg, I do awl da kwizzes an stuff. So, uv cors I do da ‘which Trek karaktrr R yoo mos liek’.
It sed I mos liek a Red Shirt. I tink ma blawg tryin ta kill me….
Himz not Ensign Expendable?
GASP!
You mean, this horse might actually be alive and not dead!
Inconceivable!
U keeps uzin dat wurd. I doz not thinks it meens wot u thinks it meens.
Rodney Dill congratulayshuns awn teh firstie post. May ai suggest sumfink for teh sellybrayshun? In mai awfiss tuday wun of teh peeps is gowin to a hen weekend an came in wiv a byootiful floofy pink fevver boa. (Ai fort of Stend immeediately). She has been warin it in teh awfiss an we has decided taht from now awn we will nawt has “dress down Friday” we will has “dress UP Friday”.
So, perhaps we can awl take sumfin from teh dressin up bawcks todai an ware it wiv pride. In teh spirit of tihs pickshur, ai has a cowboy hat awn an a jakkit wif teh fringes. How bowt u?
I always dress up as Thor on fridays…. doesn’t everybody?
Aren’t yoo sposed to dress as Freia awn Friday an Thor on Thursday? Bu tehy ar siblings - so iz OK. Ai’ll bet yoo luk moast attraktive in yur Thor outfit.
They is not siblings! ^_^ From too difrint tribes even! Thor be teh Aesir an Freya be teh Vanir!
Is Norse Geek. Do love Thor. He lovely.
I wus gonna sai that! GMTA.
Wullz, Thor an’ Freya may not be siblingz, but Thor dressed up as Freyaz wunce.
No; I R drezzed as Cptn USA!
Gigglolz!!! Ai din’t expect YOO to come as Freia, deer paws4thot - but nao taht yoo menshun it, mai imaginashun iz werking overtiem. But ai ma shur yoo luk quite spiffee in ur Cptn USA outfit as well!
don fugetz two bringz yur hammer!
(stoopi boss…. WHAMMM!- can u tell I had baaaad dai?)
momcat
Nawt quite in teh spirit ov teh pikshure - but ai’m purring awn mai favriet dirndl left over frum mai skool days in Austria.
It haz a pale green linnin bodice wif pritte silver buttons, a green an white gathered skirt, a lavender print apron (tied wif a bow in the sidefrunt, of corse), an a prittee white blouse wif short puffy sleeves wif a liddle ruffle.
Congratz, deer rodney. How totallee wunderful to be the FURST WUN TO BEGIN THE JOYOUS ANNIVERSAREE CELEBRASHUNS!!
HAPPEE ANNIVERSARY TO AWL.
Janet ai has vishun of u running up a meadow in ur lovely dirndl, singin “Teh hills is alive….wit teh sownd of lolspeek…” Brings a teer to my eye!
Happy first birfday ICHC!
SJ - funneh yoo shud say taht - ai am akshullee In taht moovie. Just an extra of corse - yoo hav to have a verree larj screen an bee quick to see me - but it can bee dun.
WOW Janet, u is teh faymuss!!! Can ai has ur awto…orter…ottur…. can u rite ur name awn dis pees of paper plz?
Awltho - ai must cormfess - ai has ackshully neber seen teh moovie. Ai fink ai may be teh only wun.
Ah haz, an ah noze jst haw mush teh Awestryans tink teh fillum R nawt so grate reelli. Nothin 2 do wit JCH4K; iz kaws ob hou it maglz Awestryan geeograffi. Fur eggzampl, teh “alpine meddo” wher Joolee Andreuz sing “Teh Hills R alibe” R Salzburg Ayrport, an the Konbent R 50 mylez frawm dehr!! An teh Alp dehy klymz @ teh end, 2 go 2 Switzerlund; iz ackshullee teh klym 2 Bechtesgaden (Yes, Hitler’s Eagle’s Nest).
SJ, UR nawt onlee wun whoo nawt seen movie; Ai don care for moosicals (wun exception: RHPS!) butt naow that Ai nose JCH4K iz innit, Ai may has to rent moofie. Watch w/sound owf, tho; DO NOT WANT moosical! Ugh. Sawry for fans of SofM, but dat’s jus mee.
Janet, congrats on teh 15 seconds of fame!!!! Verry kewl!
Janet, u in a soun uff muzak muvee!!!! U HAS tu tell uz wear!!! Ai lub dat muvee!!
an teh church iz in Mondsee, 30 kms away, an teh palace she goes into teh furst tiem wehn she’s dansing down the rode wif her guitar (rode is rite) waz a hoam fur studenz at teh Mozarteum - ai knew it well - an she openz the door - goez into a Hollywood set - an goez out the bak an iz maybee a km or 2 in a diffreunt palace. Enuff to maek wun quite dizzee.
an paws iz so rite - we alwayz had teh gigglols to see them escaping frum teh Nazi’s bai climbin up to the Eagle’s Nest!!
An iz also troo - Austryuns think (or at leest thot) movie was a bit stoopee.
To Tribble - yoo will never find me - ai can hardlee find me (*heddesk* - yoo also hav no idea what ai luk liek!!! giggle). So - ai can speek again. Ai am in teh church fur the wedding, on the right hand side near wun ov the pillars, an ai am also in teh audience in the scene in the Felsenreitschule where the Trapp famblee sings just befoar escayping. It waz nite werk an we got payed DUBBLE!!
an the flowers bouquets tehy gave to the runners-up - remember? Ai GOT THOSE!!! :blush” cuz ai wuz dating teh asst to the propman. Long storee - ai tell sum otter tiem.
Darn - liek Teho - wun lerns and then furgets!!
THERE!!
Dats so wow!!
Ail watch dis weekend, see iffn ai cant gess enniewei
omigosh J4k!! I lub dat moofie, and I will luuk fur yoo nekst tiem I wach it! Dat is SOOO neet taht yoo got the flowers!
Yay!!
oooh! Go JCH4K! soundz lik teh hillz was alive wit the soundz of romance fur u!
JCH4K adn otherz- thanks fur the SofM info. I lubbed teh movie as a child & teh toons are lubly eerwrums .
Onced ey wurked in a pribate prep skool in Mazza chew zeds adn tehy liked to fink of demselves as eau-sew-smart. Dey had teh “multee culcher all day” ebbery year adn wuld plan teh curriculum round a diffrunt contry ebbery year-music, geography, etc.
Won yeer it wuz “Austreeya”.
Guess wut teh myusic teecher (i wuz lowly paino teecher-no influunce)chose as teh myusic : yew gassed it-The Sound of Muzic.
I stillll giggloloing obber all teh munnnies teh parentz spended to send there kiddehs to get a gud edumacashun adn tehn being taught taht awl yew need to know about Austreeya is in teh Sound of Mussic.
Ai has seen teh Sownd ob Moosik mennee mennee tyms. But nebber, Ai tink, sober! Prolly for teh best…
Yah, dat drinkin gaym will git yoo ebree tiem!!!
I lurve dat moovee! Ahem… I meen, iz good moovee, Joolee Androos is da bom. Pitcher uv Yeer da yeer I wuz bornded. (Soree Janet!)
I liek da seen wer da oldist gurl iz dansin wif her Naughtsee beau. Dat actriss had sprainded her ankul dat day, an still did dat seen! In sum shawts, yoo kin see da skin-culurd rappin awn her ankul. Ahh, yoot.
LOL about da ‘escayp by climin to Swisserlin’: Fryin pan, meet Fyre!!!
Yah, Happi Berthday ICHC!!! Thahnks four keyping mi bizy at wurk teh last yeer or soh!
Gruiss Gott frau janet. Wei getts ist einen?
um wen ai need teh lederhosen (and sometimes you just do, you know?), ai goto http://www.ernstlicht.com
Ackshully - teh girl wif teh fevver boah AWLSO has teh lederhosen, butt she is nawt waring tehm in teh awfiss. She has offered to show us tehm tho.
Ahm wearin mah lederhosen… leder!
Danke vielmalz, Herr paws. Mir geht’s serh gut Heute. Aber - sind wir immer noch per Sie?? Und - ich muss sagen, ich habe schon bemerkt dass Sie offentsichtlee auch Deutsch sprechen. Darf ich fragen - warum? Ich meine - lebten Sie auch mal in Oesterreich?
Danke sohn janet.
Sorry, but my German’s kind of rusty. Ah nawt goez on hollydai 2 North Jermani; ah goez 2 Bavaria and Awestrya, and maibee SudTyrol, so ah speekz teh Low Jerman mostlee.
But where - where were yoo - an wai? And when? And how long. paws, if yoo hav tiem, ai’m gonna invite yoo to mai blog thingy - if ai can find it again. Had to sign up to talk to Teho!!! I want to heer about this.
Edelweiß, Edelweiß,
Du grüßt mich jeden Morgen,
Sehe ich dich,
Freue ich mich,
Und vergeß meine Sorgen.
Schmücke das Heimatland,
Schön und weiß,
Blühest wie die Sterne.
Edelweiß, Edelweiß,
Ach, ich hab dich so gerne
or in ingerlish…
aydelvice aydelvice
Eber mornin u greets mai,
Small and wite
Cleen and brite,
u luk happee to meet mai.
Blossom ob sno,
May u bloom and gro
Bloom n gro 4eber.
aydelvice aydelvice
Bless mai hoamland 4eber
nao TEHRE iz a eerwerm!