amoung mi miny advshurez…..was teh tyme, awl ov uz to kool fur werdz ,antiwar Callyfornua protesturs…..wer in teh Santy Baranbrabrbarra. area…was 1968 i fink..(maybe 69) but in ordur to let dose untruworffy peepz ovver 30 (gasp !) noes taht we dint lik taht Vietman war nowt wun lidde teeny tiny bit…..

so we burneddd dwon the Bank of Merica in Isla Vista…..

*note to self* if der be teer gases round …run awai …run awai!!! dat stuff hurtz….iz teh majur owwies…..

Yoo guise!!!! Salleh just sayed she burned down the Bank of Merica in Isla Vista an nobuddee even NOTICED!?!?!?!?! Oh, ho hum - that’s ar salleh!!!

yup, taht’s wot we tort - ho hum, taht’s R Salleh!

Oh, Ambercat - thar yoo ar. I wanted to say - ai wasn’t walkin a walk!! (fur the riots) Ai wuz just in London fur a long weekend to go tp teh tehatre!!

Mai fren Brett an I had gone to the separate matinees ov choyz an were meeting up at teh evening theatre to eet an tehn go the last purrofmance togedder. Last theatre was RITE OFF TRAFALGAR SKWARE!!!! We noo nothing!!!! A woman wawking in frunt ov mee pikked up a couple ov beeg stones up an putted them in her pokkets. “stranj,” ai thot.

Then - at teh end ov mai street - there was an odd surge ov peepl into the street - then bak again. “Moar stranj” ai thot.

An tehn - there ai wus an cudden’t get out!! Ai was a bit feereded taht ai mite bee dedded - but ai verree slolee werked mai way to teh otter theatre. In teh meenwhile, Brett got pulled in bak stage door bai Petula Clark!!! So he was sayfe.

Teh play we were going to was “Bent.” About teh two guise in teh camp in Mauthausen. Teh play went awn - but ouside in teh audience an during the play we cud still heer the sirens an peeple shouting outside. Waz eerlilee appropriate.

After - walking bak to ar hotel - we got to see awl teh buring carz.

*sigh* burning carz iz wat we saw. Reellee- I dint see a buring car.

as dey say -
wii went to da ryot n a sokker gayme broke owt.

whoa, nellye! fanks fur the riot storee, JCH4C. That mustuv bean full of teh skarrey.

I am a fraidy cat and when i was in teh Pariee Fronsch a monf ago, tehy had a few lidddle demonstrashun in teh streets-mostly just a noosence in slowin the citee dwon. but won nite teh buz driber stoppeded teh buz, maid me get out teh bus cuz he cudnt go no furder, cuz ob teh krowd, adn dere i wuz in Pariee in teh dark !! yikes !! wif lotsa Storm Tropper style plice speekin teh French (bud luking berry kewl- how do teh Fronshc do dat??, adn lotz of “paddywaguns”bud hardlee enne studentz ore udder demunstrayters. I wuz a liddle freekeyed out, but id wuz awl berry civulized- teh buz driber showededed me how to wauk home on teh map-tuk about an hour but veree safe. Good thnig- i reeely am teh skerddy kat.
i admitz it- prefurrs to reed about teh advenchurs sumtimes insted ob beeing in tehm, until itz awl obber adn awls wales tahts edns wales.

hmmmm. wales, alwayz wanted to go tehre…

giglol- i walked home on the sidewalk, not teh map. jest a liddle klarifactashun.

gigglol bak!!! ai knew waht yoo ment an dint even notice yoo were awn the map!!!

An ai agree - tho it was a veree interesting eggsperience - an ai dint get hurt - an Brett got Petula Clark’s autograf (it was her play he wuz at) - ai’m nawt sorree. But ai can’t say ai wud rellee want to do it again.

Ai hav had verree meny “interesting” eggsperiences - but az ai am still alive- ai guess awl is well!!

And the Fronsch - HAU doo they do it!! They just hav style!!! Must bee in the blud.

oh ahi zippycat…..ai dont fink ai’d mine tryin a few duzon of dose !!!! yum indeedey do !!!

an Ambercat…..ai jest LOV ur Sundae mowrnin script…..ai snortled out loawd, and ai hav the interestin lidde peece of info fur u….

it is bery paneful to snortle a bitz of leffyovver pizza ouawt ur noze…….!!!

ai can sai dat wiff teh upmostest confidunce……whi, u mai askeses ???

because ai jest did taht !!!! OWIE !!! ai sai OWIE !!!

Feerz nawt, salleh! I
habz t3h Kleenex wiff aloe
4 Ur noze and t3h

Funnill Kaykz U canz
poar Urselvz andz Mimmosas
andz Ierish Kawffee

Awllso habz awll kindz
ubz stuff 4 ommurrlettz andz
rich Hawllandayzz Sawss

Jack.

Jack - yoo has to bee wun ov the thottiest purrsons apawn the fayce ov teh urth!!!

.sew, owr salleh wuz ah reel lyfe rebel bak n da dai! hum.

nomnomnomnom….. moar ov ada razzperry fingys plze!!!

oh yesh Jack,…..tiz a privilige to has teh persunal bery own pome bi Jack….(ai hav favortoteed dis page……an how u noes taht omeluts ar wun ov mi favortiest fuds….

far cry frum teh kid hoo woodn’t eet anyfing but blaoney sammiches, fried chikun an pots rost…..”ai don lik taht.” waz mi mostest useded phrase as a kid….(musta be reeeell fun to feed me huh?? but noawt to wurri….wiffin teh furst (hey ders dat werd agin) yeerz ov der marrages…affer 5 nites oawt of 6…shoold taht be 6 oawt ov 7,….yah datz it….aniway….
my fadder wood cawl mi mudder up an sai …”gotz to stai at teh horspitul…..dont wate dinnerz awn me……” so she givved up cookin eerli awn….

as a madder of fack….we useded tohav to memindsz herz wher teh kitchun was…..

“‘K Mom ? luk fur teh ruum wiff teh big whyte boxes…wun ov dem iz teh COLE wen u opunz teh dor to it, ….an teh odder wun…ifn u trun a nob…u getz FIER !!! an iz gotz teh biggest sink ina howse……”

den she wood giv uz a blank stare….”whyte bokzes ??? reely ?”

my chilehood…..wa teh ……….odd???

Howz about apple pancakes,
bacon (any style is yummy),
crunchy granola.

I gits up eerly, maed a postie, den felled asweep wif a kitteh.

So, I late to teh brunch, butt since depanferkitteh sayed sumpfin bout bludee maireez, Ifrot I wud bring sum moar dwinkees.

Heer’s sum fwesh skwished OJ, shampain, and I brot mah espresso mashine, too.

Teh Sundai bar iz open in onner of Davehasnokitteh.

ah yesh mai faves! bluddi mary and mimosa… it will b hard tew choose!

yu perfer “ad infinytum” insted?

“ad infinytum” is mush bettah.
But mai bellee will not expand ad infinyTUMM.

gerasycat - for my sunday brekkies I will has -

Devon cream tea!

Of corse, yoo must still let himz cum an save the poor splorting peepl heer at ICHC. Pleez?? We needz him, too!

adn furr gudnessakes- geddim sum skrubs taht fits hims betters. Dr. Tinnycat needs a hyuuman to do his shopping cuz he’s so busy savin teh splortashun viktums.

oooh, adn gets him a widdle mask… mebbee wee should start a list.

Oar. . .maybe yoo can bee “DaveCanHasDrTinyCat.”

Oh - now AI purrsonallee thinks taht luks reelee grate!!

u noes, TINA,….. ai hardily evver has a cluu wat ur tawlking about ….but ai iz allus intreeggededed….

nise to read u round teh plaise agin !!!!

o, yah, I’m Kathleen, duh! I gotz a word press, now.