ok, dog, I duz it
now u climbz tree
an remembers, i not halp u teh climb *snicker*
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I am KITTEH, hear me roar!
r yu shure yu has nuttin better tu do CH?
haow menny tymes has bin nawt second in teh past few days?
oh wot teh heck, hu cares?
well dun.
Wut cud possibblee bee bettur dan spendin time on heer? Payin bills? Pleh! Doing chores? Dubbull pleh! *checks* Yep, dis teh bess place too bee!
I fink da worlds happiness is much hiyer dan last year onlee cuz ob dis website! Dis website maek da world go roun wif itz coot!
Pwa en wid hour owhn kittehs?
De utter deyh, i wuz gruven alongg, reeden Cheezfrens commens an laphing ad de pixures an reelized dat me kitteh hat ben tri-in tu git mah attensun — wif eber zo gentill tap tap ov poyinty ends ohn mah ahrm. he luked ad mee as ib tu sae, Hai, see me. I be reel ! I felted guildy
aww, dat iz so sweet an meeningful–fangs, dd!
dare’s odder stuff 2 doo dan ICHC??? WTFreak?
Nuttin good.
ai concede your point and retract mai statement.
tehre can be no life without ICHC.
teh whirld iz R cheezburger:
R cheezburger is teh whirld!
Few, taht’s awrait den.
gascat, yore stoopy
we has other fings to do
but nufing bettuh!
(well, taht’s a widdle rood to gascat, i pologize)
did igetz teh patturn rite dat tyme?
yup, perfik!
wii still lubs GC,
hoo apparently hass nufing bedder too doo
dan lurk an leep, an crawl an kwip
aroun our lubbly cheezplaygroun
juss lyke teh rest ob us!!!!
until Momcat catches him, skyvin orf skool!
akshooly, at teh moment ai has two hour break and no work tu do, when ai wus on earlier, it wus a wun hower break wif no work, see, ai still good, rite?
hmmmm, taht awl sowns hylee suspishusisusisus to me!
Iz twoo…..iz berry suspisushus……. hey gascat! yuz shud be studin da triomeowitry or da catmishtree! an…….ifnz yoou reaaaaly has nufin to do- yuz culd beiz cleanin da howse! Is full of da Milo furz!
(cracks whip) baks two wurk gascat! snap! snap!
momcat
(weiz gettn neu ‘puters atz da wurk nex week- den you beez in tribble!)
no need to apologize, ai thought ai wuz beein funny, guess ai wusn’t
AI waz amoozed! Ai new u were teezin!
me two!
yesh…teh irony iz teh best part…
(hoo U say is wastin teh day?)
iron-ey? gascat iron- ey? Yea! I will gibz u beeeg baskt ub da iron-ey fingies, den I noe has two do!!!
by da by- I fink Milo kitteh trien two helpz u- himz floofn da t-shirtz in the clawslet t atz da moment……
momcat
In addishun to a copeiyus output of werk, I can summon Borg-like precishun when needed - like when to pounce onto ICHC. Must be the kitteh part of me.
we has been assimilated by the kittehs…
My resistance was minimal, and futile.
resisdanse wuz few-tile…
kitteh assimilators say:
*burp*
yU hadda flavur…
adn we wuz tastee adn newstishus.
Come to think of it - water surrounding kitteh is a Borg green. Maybe kitteh has been assimilated, and stick is actually Borg nano-enhancement stick. Poor little Borg kitteh. Trying to pet and hug him will leave U with weird metal stuff around your eye.
OR - Iz like Turnabout Intruder: extinct alien tichn…tekno…, um, scienze has transfered mind of cat and dog. Dog now has cat-like attitiude, and is wondering why he ever felt compelled to do tricks to please hyumons.
w0w, CH, GC wuz rite!
Kitkay & I had same # of posts in length of time. Maybe we both should find other things to do. I’m going now to advise White House Security Council, then perform 3 angioplasties this pm. Will later review Darfur situation for UN report.
star drek- we haz it!
we can has contrakt to write episoads adn mek teh munniez?
w0w, CH, yU issa Cheezfren ob mush win and talent!!! I R knot so creative an skillet at making stuff, so, iffn yU doan mind, kuld eye juss buy won ob dose angioplasties frum yU? After dat, I’ll stop an get sum burgerz (wif cheez), an sum Cookie’s (awl kinds), an…..
sum debil dawgz, ester bunnies (choklit, ob coarse), fudge-filled fritoes, …
german chocolet fudge, hazelnut toffee, ice cream
jam ( awr jelli) donuts, katnip, lemmon drizzel caek,
munnies frum teh atm, nougat filled nom noms, oppossums-inna-box refills (we has teh handdee dispenser bawks) …
‘possable fumbs, quiet-as-a-mouse-mice, ribbit’s (frum frogz)…
sorbet, tag-a-longz, uno bar candiz, velveta (fur fishin….), wishybones (wuz candi lang tim ago..)x-pandable pants, yo-hoes, n sum zinfadel ta wash awl dis down…..
momcat
I dun noes no wishyboens kandees, but I lieks dees chikkenboen kandees. I ken ony gots dem at Krissmesstiems - dey is sinnmun flavr hard kandee stikz wif choklits inna midl.
can we go bak to teh lemondrizzulcaek? Is form MarksandSpendies?
But ov corse!
I am wet Kitteh, hear me drip!
Congrats on nawt-secundy!! Wat kind uv danse you liek? Mebbe Beach Boys fur watery theme??
wish dey awl could be Kalyfornya catz….
**Squeelz!!**
Is that Frankie and Annette over there!!?? Oh, he’s soooo dreamy!!
**Begins doing “Beach Blanket Bingo”…***
liddle surfer cat..
don’t go near teh watuh ,nao…
not fun in teh winter time
(a haikoo loozely bazed on beechbois tietulz-did i dood it rite?)
berry berry close.
yu have two too many syllables in teh last lyne.
the pattern is 5,7,5
gud poem dough
ratz. twy agin (i fergotted pattern)
mebee should has writed
liddle surfer cat
don’t go neer teh watuh nao
not fun in winter
**Sniffle**
That wuz beutifl werk!!!
Course, any poem bout kittehs is gud, in my book…
awwwwwwwwwww, (shuffuls pawz) taht Jack D is an inspurashun to awl ob uz .
jack deth fan club- we izzzit
U cud has “nawt fun in winter” an wud werk.
ha ha GMTA!! (i jest a liddle slower)
stay here on teh beech
we gonna hab a good tyme
still celebratin
annie versary
of ower fayvorite site.
we can haz moar caek?
Ohai Mary did
Sumbuddy say caek? I wud
Like teh choklit plz.
mmmm, kake…wii got N E cheezkake by NE chanse?
teh choklit is MINE
but mebbee you can has sum…
trade fur cheez burgr?
Perhaps we shud ‘ve thot of the Beach boys?
Naw, they can gets own cheezburgers…these r fore cheezefrnes on lee…
**This little kitteh obviously failed sandbox…***
**But hopefully nawt litter box…**
Kitteh Says I ken do anyting u ken do Batter. I ken do anyting batter den you stoopie Dawg.
…hear me gurgleurkptuiPLEHkaffkoffhackahemlicklicklickmeantotdothat.
I haz a stik