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sharon is karen
yeah! I coodn’t have sed it better myself!
it’s whut wii iz awl about!
when ai m at hom wif mai husban ai sai “ai has uh sean!”
wii lubs our “chudders”
(get it? iz babeh talk frum my real bebehs for______)
Mah chuddder….
….frum anudder mudder….
dat’s keeyute!
sumetimes mudder wood say to teh 2 brudders, “go play wif each odder”
whut R yoo doin, boiz? “weer playin wiff our ‘chudders’”
Yin Yang… We has it
:O u beetz me 2 it
I ❤ ☯
Yin Yang
U r do en id rong
ya, is mor liek gnay yang heer
hay, karen, wear have i herd that B4??? Menny congratuchewmalashuns!
feng u. teh trolls doan gets it.
sad butt troo!
Doant telz nobunnee, but I iz teh 5-cheezburger troll. Sumtiems, I runs froo an gibs ebereebunnee 5 cheezburgers, jess Bcuz.
Hay! I doo that too! I frot I was teh 5-cheezburgr troll!
NOEZ!! Ize Spartycat!
Hmmm… Trolling for cheezburgers. Neat-o new band.
O. Us iz nawt supposed 2 do dat? I thought evvybuddy dat inneresting.
Fooey! Da trolls don get nuffin. What kind ob danse you like? Maybe we duz a circle danse an wez all holdz hans to danse?
Please to be Qing teh Anne Murray, “It’s just you adn me aginst teh world…”.
Shaungrl, wuz Helen Reddy i tink.
Anne Murray is:
can i has tihs danss furr teh rest ob mai lief
will u b mai partner dai n niet
wen we r 2gedder it feelz so riet
can i has tihs danss furr teh rest ob mai lief
adn “yoo neededed mee”
U holded my paw
Wen it was cold
wen i waz lost
Yoo tooked me hoam
Yoo gibbed me hoap
Wen i waz at teh n
And turned my lice
Back into truf agin
You even called me frien…
whoopsie. lieks bote of dem, doh. Whenz you type firz ting in teh morninz, well dis what joo get.
mah BFF……he is full uv teh cozzee!
wii is cozzee in R koosy
an life lookin rosy!
G’morning,karen, congratuchewmalashuns on NS.
menee moar to cum i hope
TGIF, bubba.
I likes teh pic
iz cute.
Dis soah kawaii dat mah hed iz gonna….
*SPLORT*
*sigh*
Yep, der it goze…..
…I’ll jess B ober heer…..
that’s yoo awl over again, DW!
An ober der….
…an ober der….
….an in da kormer…..
Dun worree Darrkwolff, *splort* happend at mah playce too. Dis kinda fotos demand splorts. It be wrong if no splorting.
I got bitts everehware too… sooo messee. Mess in proporshun wif teh keyoutness.
We cleen up teh mess together… jus liek teh foto says.
i’m naught so adept at brayn-skooping, butt I doo hab sum ‘possum-shaped chawklits
*hands Darkwolff and Ranski boff big hand-fulls ob candy*
an I’ll keep yoo kompany until teh CCC gits here. (i is skweemisch)
I am nawt as gud as Janet, but I can halp wiff the splorts!
*scoop scoop*
*tuk brayns bakk in*
DW, yoo mite hab got summa Ranski’s brayns, and vycee versee, but iz noe beeg deel, ok? I brot sum blankees .. gud fing Kitkay awlreddy gabe yoo sum choklits.
*tuks blankees arownd DW and Ranski*
Dare, awl bettr?
*hands out preddy little cardz adn pens *
pls to be filling owt teh cuss toe mer opinyn sir vay on teh ‘possum shaypd choklits. if yoo sends it in yoo gets a token ob appreeshashun.
kthnx
SPLORTin feelz so good. i has bad stuff todai, den i chex ICHC and bootifil lovin Kayute wittle kittehs maeks teh brains SPLORT ahl ovah. den mah chzpeeps dey has teh lovin helpfuls wit teh choklits an stuff and LO N BEHOLD!!! wen teh branz iz put bak in my hedz all ob teh awful is gone leavin just teh awsum! KTHXnebersaiBAI
Fankees, Zippy. Munch beddur naoh. An fankees Kitkay foar teh chonklits. U iz gud cheezfren!
Thx guise… fink we is bedder now, wif teh choklits, and blankees, and sirvays. U cheezfrens teh bestest. *Hugz*
Brainz bak in but jus unteel teh nexx Splort… then it be happnin all ovah agen…
Faeriequeen, I hoep ur dai got bedder
Iz kewt piccie I liek
teh kitteh butts in teh kittehbed luk lik yummeh filld pace-tree.
w0w, ‘roid, iz yoo hongry? kitteh R nicht Berliners!
R day frankfurters?
Oh NOEZ; kitteh haz eeted JFK!!!11!
Vood yoo liyk sum Apfel Strooodulz?
Hmm… ai fink dis is wun ob dose fyssicks fings. If u puts a kitteh in a kitteh bed, kitteh expands to fill teh bed cormpleetly. If u introduces anudder kitteh (Ohai kitteh, meet kitteh), kitteh mass will undergo transformayshun an two kittehs will fill teh kitteh bed. If u introduce a fird kitteh, teh kitteh molly kewls will readjust to fit teh fird kitteh in teh bed. Ulteemately, kittehs reech critical mass, an sumbuddy introdewses teh pointee endz. Butt - how menny kittehs duz dat taek? Inkwirin minds an awl dat. Ai fink dis is a misshun for teh Imstitoot of Teh BleedinAwbviyuss. BRB.
*note to supplies - ai needs a kitteh bed (rglr) an a seleckshun of kittehs (floofy) for teh spermint rite nao, thxbai-aiisimportantscyuntist(nawtebil)unoes*
Shrodinger wuz a amature!
yerss; insted of da menny kittehs rekw…. requa.. needid abuv, hee jus had da wun … oar meybi nawt… defnitly nawt asimportuntscyuntist as SJ!
bai georg, i fink yoo has discobered a 5th “state ob madder”, sj. Gud jorb!
Dey certinly gets madder wehn teh pointee enz is introdewced!
I nawt noze hou manee kittehs U needz heer, but is maor dahn 4. Mai frend kan haz 2 kittehs, an hur muddah kan haz 2 kittehz as well. Mah frendz muddah had a stroke (still gettin bettrer 3 yeers l8r, which is pretti grate reeli) an mah frend had 2 haz 2 foster kittehz, maekin 4 adult kittehz. Dhis wus nawt kritikal mass 4 1 kitteh bed.
Ai moobd n2 mah parents hows bak in April ob last yeer. Ai has 3 kittehs n dey has 4. Nun ob teh kittehs git alawng but if dey did…weed hab seben kittehs awn 1 bed. No room 4 teh hoomin. Hoomin has 2 sleep awn teh flor.
hoomins on flor wile kittehs fil bed iz waiofdawurl, iz fraid.
kthxbai.
hmmmmmm
bery inta resting SJ!!
I wud awlso be inta restd in weddr teh colour of teh kittehs ifln … inlf … haz any bearing on teh rayt at wich critical mass iz reechd. Wud teh kitteh molly kewls be abel 2 re a line tehmselfs az efishently ifn tehy wuz awl difrunt colours? Wud dis meen teh pointee endz introdewsed more … soon? An iz dis partickyularely troo ov teh orinj wuns?
I awayt teh rezults ov yor reesurch wif much (im)pashunts.
Purrhaps sudgest paralel reesurch at teh Skool ov Hard Nox? (frum wot I heer tehy R extreemly well set up 4 teh epx .. exlp … blowin up reezults)
Colour of kittehs very important. Whyte is phl..phgm…layed-bak. Also is teh ornge strypies layed-back, if dey haz sum whytes on dem, or is sbi…silbl…bruvvers, u no, chudders. No pointee enz wif teh combinashun. On teh odder paw, black is NOT cumpattabl. Is not hardlee pattable at awl!
yoo R my faborite opera! ’specially when teh Kweet ob teh Knight sings…
Hmph, heer at teh Imstitoot of teh BleedinAwbviyuss, we tends to look down awn teh Skool of Hard Nox. Dat is becus we is at teh tawp of teh hill an dey is at teh bottum. However, we is bery intressted in teh syuntiffic resurch, espeshully wehn it meens we can play wiv lotsa kittehs. So ai will expand mai werk, to inklewd a control groop of plain blak kittehs (teh wuns wiv no mouf just EYES), a control groop of plane wite kittehs (AI SED, A CONTROL GROOP OF PLANE WITE KITTEHS, IS U DEFF?) an an outa control groop of orinj poisunuss kittehs, togever wiv mai original test groop of mixded kittehs.
Ai will awlso be studyin which groop gets most floof awn my clothes.
Kan ah cum an plai wit teh blak kittehs? Dehy R mah favritist kitteh kolor.
Werl, ai dunno. Is u a kwalified (but nawt ebil) scyuntist? We does nawt let just NEwun werk heer u no.
re: floof awn clothes
assume a human wearing expensive clothing at sea level, or below sea level if in N’Orluns.
the amount of floof on clothes is directly proportional to how “dressed up” the human wants to be and the speed of the human moving in the “inahurry” mode; increases exponentially if human is in “latetoimportantmeeting” mode. Factor in “needtomakeagoodimpression”.
Another variable is , of course, the color of the clothes, i.e., if you are wearing white, the black kitteh hairs achieve ambulatory movement and walk all over the human subject. Similarly, the result may be extrapolated to dark clothes /white and or orange kitteh hair.
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