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Oh Hai
Plz dont eat me
Ai nawt steelin Ur cheez
N ai dont eat owtta ur fud dish…promice
Ai hab nu recipeez fur Rattauulee - ai kin make him cook fur U
da mices, dey hav foods dishus?
Noo, dey sneek into ur hows n eetz owtta kittehs N goggies bowls
Peach, wun ob mah Angel Catburgars, wuns gawt wun ob mah pet mauses aot ob her haus an BROT HER 2 HIM FUD DISH.
Nawt 2 feeds teh maus, ob kors.
2 tell Momma: “Hai. Dis ar mah dinnar. Pls cook fur meh. Fankoo.”
Eeek! Too smrt kitteh!!
TC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ TC }}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Oh Hai gurl !!! how r u doin ???? r u gettin settuled in ?? howz ur brudderz?? iz u luukin fur werk??? iz u gonna stai der ???? watz gonin awn wiff u…..
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ai hav misseded u sooooo muches !! ai waz so excitamed to see ur naem !! waz lik…..”oh boi oh boi oh boi !! derz TC !!!” an ai gotted up an did a liddle “happitail danse” fur u an dat u iz bak !!!
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so did u tell ebberywun wat u been up to, an ai misseded it? ai hav been away a liddle bit too….stuk in dial-up land……pleh…but ai iz getttin cable intterwebbies todai ! an ai hav a almoss furebber home…(weel see….)n but ai iz noawt in dat moatel wiff awl teh yelling at free in teh mnawrning….
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howmsoebber…ai iz deeeeeep in teh big sity….no like, but am tryin to ajust….loawts of bangy noyses at nite (ai nowt shure ifn iz gunfir oar if sumwunz blowin up teh freeway ….) an der is noawt WUN street dat u can dribe fasterer dan 30 MPH……(cept teh frrewai) an odder dribberrs ar teh MEEN !!
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but ai hav 2 kittehz ov mi roomyz, wun (Fluffly) iz a reel snuggle bunni, an her sistah (Fido) is teh “jet round teh plaise” kine ov kitteh….iz sooooooo nise to be ina howse wiff kittehz agin…..
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oh ai hopez u r doin guud der in teh shinee town….(Salleh iz fasinateded wiff small shinee ofjekz….wat wood Vagus do to me !!)
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an ai iz soooo glad to seez ur naem agin ……..
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*danse danse danse* (jest a liddle danse fur u…..)
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{salleh}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ai reeplais belo
eggsellent eggsplanashun, tc. wun ov mai kittehs, zeek, puts all hiz toyz in hz fud dish and I (stoopy hyooman) didn no whai!
oh butt nao i seez u sayd real mauses! deese be teh toy mauses.
wen his brudda frum anudda mudda and him bring in teh real lives wild mauses, ai findz quicklee (!) and takez away frum tehm wile tehy givez me evill aiiz and cursez quietlee under dere brefs.
o i c i c. Maeks much cents now.
Mebbeh da mices jost tink dat maus tarps are fud dishus
Iz not chyo cheez
iz nacho cheez?
teh cyoot factor iz bery strong wif dis wun.
cong rat u layshuns, GeeNeeZcatz. u want dans?
Dans must be quai-et liek a mous.
heer iz sugjestion:
♫
Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I’ll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me ♫
AIGGHHHH! Ear Wurm!
N a memerry wurm 2 (Tiny Tim on laf in)
I wuz purtee yung wen he marreed hims gurlfren… Miss Terry?
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But NE way, I memmerz tinkin “why iz hims marryin a gurl???” even et ma yung ayj…
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Erlee gay-dar, I gess I had it!
oh hai July !!!
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jest wanna sey….ai LUV ur kitteh avatar !! iz berry cyute…..
well, fanks, salleh!
glad to read ur update, above, and dat u is getting out of dial-up land. Den we can sees u heer moar.
Vulkann Hammee tryz
2 make nyse wiff noo lyfe foarm.
Wut iz a ‘Kitteh?’
Jack.
Captin tihs kitteh is tryin to eat meh. Tewtally illogical.
Kitteh iz beegurr
tahn Hammee. Lawngurr leggz andz
much lawrjurr belleh
Kitteh iz juss az
curree~uss abowtz Hammee.
Mebbee dayz beez frendz?
Mebbee nawt. Hammee
Hammee wantz 2 knoez wut “U
getz in mah belleh!” meenz?
Jack.
Az alwayz, Jack… beeutiful.
Lendz a whole new meanin to ‘Sonnets from the Vulcan’.
[wispr]pssst…Jak…dis not a hammee, dis a rat…iz hard 2 tel frum pikshur sumtymez…haow u tel a rat frum a hammee iz dis…iz it sleepin wen u wants 2 play, en duz it byte? den itz a hammee. duz it wayk up en say ‘hi dere, iz it play tyme naow? I lykes play tyme!’? den iz a rat.[/wispr]
Luk lyke himz oarderin tree beerz.
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Hao himz gunna payz 4 tehm? Himz haz teh munny in himz pokketz, butt himz gottz noe pokketz!!
Dun’t leef me hangun, bro.
I iz this manee yeers old…
iz a verree lukkee rat if iz 4 yeerz old. most uv dem libz btween 2 en 3. Ai haz had dem liv az lawng az 31 munfs, en az short az 3 munfs (but dat wun havd a hart problim). Mai Nuku wil b 2 yeerz old on Saturday, en he iz a Grumpee Old Man rat.
Ai haz rattee too! Carmel wil be 2 yeerz old in May and so far she’z helfee. =D Mai widdl baybee. But iz hot in Ostrayleean summa, an mai dad’z wyf iz selfish moron an keepz mooving Carmel’z cayj frum ma nys cool barfroom to my 125 farenhyt bedroom. Bad bad hooman! Ai try to tell her in evry way ai kan to leev her alown, she stoopid and duznt listen. Tut tut tut. I moov owt az soon az possibel but haf to put up with dad’z wyf till den. =<
o hai AJ. u gots 2 get summadem icy paks dey mayk fr lunchboksez, en keep dem in teh freezer. den u gets a mettl boks, lyke a cookee tin, en put a frozen icypak innit, en puts it in teh ratty kayj. den ur ratty ken ly up agenst teh mettl en feel nyce en kool! U gots 2 switch teh icypaks arownd a fyoo tymez a day–we yushullee havz 2 in teh freezr en 1 in teh kayj allatyme in hot wethr. iz phunnee 2 see a big fat rat all skwisht owt flat, tryin 2 get az much uv himself az possibl agenst teh kool mettl!
90’s hamster sez, talk to meh hand!
Hammie hails a cab
tu get tu kitchen dooty
awn tyme…. ees tu bad
dat cabbie can nawt see himz!
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*gasp*
Ai hai-cood! *bless me*
LOL!
gaa! daz nawt hai-coo - too menny lynes! :frown:
my hai-coo fail - letz mee show yu! LOL!
Es jus souper syz haiku. Shos eckstra efferts n stuff. Ai gibs you brgrs.
Fanks, Ihazkatztu! Datz berry nyse uv yu!
Et leest, dis ’souper suz’ duzzint put extree pownds awn my alredy-ampul hips!
LOL!!
grrrr! mai typeeng skillz ar ‘bowt az gud az mai hai-coo!
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Dat shud bee ’souper syz’! goodniss!
Heer wit cheezfrens, hai-koo can be ennyting we lyke…so brak rools and koo away, ennyway…yer gud!!!
No iz hammie! Iz bettur, iz rattie! Ratties am teh bestest furbuddies, after kittehs, uv corse.
Iz troo. Teh ratz be smawt, cooreeus ahnd vry fwenly. Vry snoogly, tu.
Sew cyoote. Tehy joost get noe lurve becuz tehy donnut haf teh floofy tail.
Oh, wutta littul cyootee!!
*snorgulls littul nosey an paws*
Lookit dem wiskurrs! An, himz leetle fayce dat sez, ‘Puh-weeezeee??’ cuz himz wunts whut-ebber yu haz!!
oh, my - ai du nawt nermally lyk rod-ints too mush, but his iz the kyoot!
Meeses allus has teh pon farr.
an nao for teh obligatoree Cap’n Kirk moment………
KAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!
Teh meeses ar in teh nawty barn wif pur menenent pon farr, awl rite!
Hammie iz gibin U HI five,-er- mebbe jus four
Slaap mai hand, lil sowl man!
nazi mouse welcomez you?
I smellz a rat!
LOL
Taxi!!
It’s not a mouse. It looks nothing like a mouse. Are you people blind? Quite obviously a rat, and a dumbo at that.
“No, is Siberian Hamster. I name it Basil!”
“Baaasiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillll!!!!1!!”
Farty Owls FTW!
hmmm…
Whiskers? check…
Pointy nose? check….
2 lawng frunt teefes? prolloly…
Smawl enuff to fit een hand? meybee…
Hez feet, nawt pawzes? check…
Hmm…. seems a leetle bit lyke maus….
Signed,
S Wunder (written bai R Charles)
Taeks wun 2 no 1.
Oops, did I tipe taht owt lowd?
Yes, Ur-kle, ai em afrayd yu did….
LOL!!
*whispurrs* dat wuz teh funneh, Jenniffuurr!
Aww, hey, Jenniffurr, plz don be insulting teh ratties- *dey* are quite friendly and all teh ones I haev had wer non-judgmental
Ur kwite correkt; I hav luved duzzins ov ratsies ovar teh yeers an I reckon…rukkin…noed hoo tihs liddle cutee wuz rite awae. I wuz reelly refurrin 2 teh term dumbo in mai responce, but nao I spose i’v insolted all teh elolfunts. Aplologees 2 evary 1! Excep Trollz.
Hmmm, we will hab to taek a poll.
Awl teh blind peeps dat r reading dis, pleese post a response to let us kno hao meny blind peeps r luking at dis pikshur.
Teh polls will be open fur anudder elebenty hours, starting nao.
Iz thet blind justice?