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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
He loled at me.
cumgratshumashumz, leeza-b!
wut yu wanna dwink?
wut yu wanna danse?
wut ovver kinds ov sillybrayshums doo yu wunt?
four de dans i sujest da Folsum Kitsum bluez by Johnny Catsh
Yep, dat kitteh just wanted to watch him dye.
maybee hims namez is Su
A boi naemed Su?
Hao doo u doo?
Naow yu gonna dye!
nawt reeeely…jus repeeetin leerics
wut kud ai do?
wut kud ai do?
so ai throo down mah pistlol and he throo down hims gun
ai cawld hims meh fadder an he cawld meh hims sun…
…in teh mud, and teh blood, and teh beer.
D’Oh!
‘In Reno, just to watch hims die.’
‘…Ise here fer litterin, and all the mutharapers and fatherforkers moved to the other end of the bench…’
B)
…an creaytin nuusince.
an dey all moevd bak!
en we havd lotsa phun fillin owt teh formz en playin wif teh pensilz on teh groop W bench dere…
An the ate bye ten glossy pichurs wiff dem circules and arrers an a paragrraph onna back splainin each one.
Kitteh sez, I wanna KILL, I wanna Kiiiiillll, l wannnnnaaa kiiiiiiilll
Iz moar @ teh bottum… (whale, ’bout hefwaidoen)
Wiiz waetn fur teh corus tew cummaroun gain.
kant…. breev… laffin… tew…. hard!!!!
ARLO GUTHRIE REF FTW!!! I LOVVVVVVVVEEEE ARLOOOOOOOOOO!! yoo gyze
mehk meh sew happai!!!!!!!
yoo ken git ennytihng yoo want et Alluses Rest too rawnt…. eksceptin Allussss… en Allussesss Rest too rawnt!!!! :::::siying bliss filly:::::
Kid, has joo rehabilimitated j00rselfs?
we fownded yur nayme on an envlop at teh bawtum of a pyle uv gargage……..
um, dat wood be GARBAGE, mush funnier dat way… teh
rap-aron werds got me agin!
Ai canna tella lye ossyfur.
Ai PUT dat NVlope unnerdere.
Du yawl knowz de Teksis tew-step? it goez lik dis:
shuffle-shuffle step
shuffle-shuffle step
twerl iffn u knowz how
shuffle-shuffle step…and keepz going
and twerl when ya want tu, an sew awn
Ai lubs tihs dans.
yoo shud see mee twirl.
Twirl or slyde?
Ur still lukin bery shiiinee, woodchuck.
Eye tawt teh Teksis Tew-Stepp goe lik dis:
shufful shufful shufful stepp
shufful stepp shufful stepp
shufful shufful shufful stepp
trapdoah ohpins oopsie.
Lees dats wut jorjdubyabush sez…
Tony! Mai brudder form a nodder mudder! Wher has yu bin?!
thanx No1inP!
this is my nawt sekkund nawt sekkund! I can dye happie now!
if I cud hav a quick drink that wud be grate, but then ai has to ride off inta teh sunset… u guize hav fun! martoonies on me, awl arownd!
gud choys! awlsoh, ai haz tew say tihs
WARNIG: POSSIBLE SPLORT ZONE PLZ MAYK SHUR YUR WARING YUR CHRG (wdoi)(or wutever awlturnativ, such az a shwr kap)
oh an feel free to rade the pi stawl, whatevver is left u can has!! ai think there is sum kyootie pie left!
Congratulashuns Lezza-b!
U maeded a gud nawt second commint!
*gibs offishul pat on teh bak*
I wud lub to hab a martoonee in ur onner!
Fank yew!
Am tehr a file innit?
Congrats on your not-sekkond - not-sekkond! Hopes you haz a few thouzand more!
Kitteh zon da furr mile.
Meh mudder loled at me, once.
Once.
Dis be a hardened crimi-kitteh. He way too tuff to be hugged and kissed and snorgled. Would embarrass him in front of the hood. (But maybe if you sneaks back later, you can rehabi…re-abili…., um, helps him change hiz ways)
Ai wud lub tew bee himz re-habilitayshunist.
Ai cud snorgle an schmoo an tikkle teh bad wayz owt ob him.
Den hug him an pet him an cawl him George fur ebber an ebber.
Iz handsome kitteh-face you now haz by yur name, Tidmum! How you does that? (I kan’t figgures out the technical stuff. I haz to CALL INDIA for that!!!(Story on preevious pikshur.)
goto wierdpress, in edityeraccownt. yu can upload an atavar frum pix yu has, and tehy let yu crop it…
Fanks C.H.
Well,akshully teh angsty wun did dat bit.I wuz berree skared ob doin it-Ai r nawt gud wib tknologee.
Ai opened teh w.p akkownt an den uploaded a picshure-Dis mah Hazel
kitteh fayce.
hooeber did it, it werked owt well!
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Hazel iz teh beeyootiful!
Awwww!Fankyew PB2K.
Ai jess whish it cud hab been big enuff spayce tew put Fern awn too.
Iffin yew got teh cheezfrenz groop, ai maded a pishure album ob mah girlies.
Awl teh albums awn der gots teh moast beeyootiful kittehz an goggies an furry frenz in dem.
I’se sawy I missed yer albums TDM. I jest quit the Cheezfrez group, Way to mush political kerweckedness der fer a fellow such as me. Dis Bull dint beloawng in dat China shawp.
X-U-L-E, I M nawt so sure about dis wun eever.
Nebber mind SolnEsther,
Ai gets teh angsty wun tew put a linkee heer wun day fer piks ob mah girlies,den ebreewun kin see dem iffin dey want.
Dat wud be sweet, nawt unlike yerseff.
OH!! SolnEsther. Did yoo reelee quit??? Now - ai think - ai haz yet another beeg sad.
Yoo see - mai motivs ar nawt pyoor. Purrhaps selfisch, eben.
ai ar sending peepl to teh cheezfrenz so that they will be saif. If sumthing shud happen heer - Yoo wud nawt be forebber lawst. Ai cud find yoo if ai wanted to.
But now - yoo ar again just - out there. sum where. An ai don’t know where that iz.
Hah, JCH4K! Yer the best! And Lawd noes I luvs me a woman wif unpure motives.
And der are dose who say Ise alreddy forebber lawst, a cause the fact is Ise has always been out there! I fink I caused somebody offense wiffeven trine (which I annoying when you kornsider how often and how hard I werk at been offentsive. I axed somebody to pleeze speak more clearly and sebberal ob del porceilan princess, political kerwreck types gots all in muh face about haow wrong dat was to do. I even sed pleeze but dey still whupped up. Dey’re silly.
Solly—hay, (out of lolspeak for a bit)–you know we all have our problems. We want you to stay around. I’m sorry folks yelled at you! I learned a long time ago that the most fragile folks blustered the most to protect their tender hearts, but a lot of people haven’t learned that yet—particularly the youngsters. (She said at the ripe old age of 51!) Can you give the rest of us a chance? I’m not in cheezfrends myself (techno-challenged, to say the least!—but you are a brilliant guy witha lot to share. Please stay in the game! Don’t let the kids intimidate you. You ARE loved, just as you are.
Deerist SolnEsther,
Yew mus stay heer, srsly! Yew haz made us lol lotz!
Yew R one ob teh seesonings 4 owr site!!! A liddel pepper nebber hurtz innybuddy!!
tz owr diffreces taht makz it fun… Yung an older.. teckkies an notzo teckkie, scientist an stoodint, whirld travilerz an stai at homes, singars an dansrs, etc, etc!!
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Whatza burger wifowt teh cheez???
I nebber sed I was gonna leeb ICHC< I jest dint belong wif the China Dolls at Cheezfrens. I’ll still cut the cheez here until yawl ax me nawt to.
Ai put in pishure album ob mah kittehs dere lassnite! Iz unner shna23… an ai yoozhully am unner “Shna” here - but may stick wif nightshayde sew ai can has avatar.
Fanks! Ai wuz fergettin who nightshayde wuz (ai’m SOOO bad wif naymes)—ai membered taht wuz SUMWUN’s oo name, just nawt HOOZ. Lub teh avatar!
Gud morning altosinger. ai can’t bee heer today- too much to doo *sbuff* but ai thot Id just peek in - an saw taht yoo went to “BC vs CC.” Ai don’t seem to be able to go there enymoar - ebree thing brakes up fur mee.
What ar yoo using??? Purrhhaps ai cud trai sumthing else??
Owr fambly compyooter hear iz awn fierfawks. Eben sew, tehrez sew menny commintz taht itt taeks a whyle to lode awl ob tehm. Boyyy TAHT wun openneded upp a reel kan ob wurms! Hoo-wee!
I saw yore pix tidmum… veri kyoot!!
I cant post tehre– mush 2 confuzzling 4 meh 2 get the hang ov…
Ai find it confuzzlin too.Sum peeps poast awn der wib differnt naymes an I doant noe who dem am.I try an reed an add a reply if I can.Lots of funneh stories and caerin an lub awl a tyme.
Teh files ob ressipees etc am fab.I gunna try sum owt.
Hmmm.. sownds NOMmie…
Dave, y ken yu haz dr tinycat? I wubz him n wants to hab him tu. Plz tu be sharin de tiny doktur?
JanetCanHas4Kittehs sayed I could has him cause I doan has any kitteh. Him mostly stays here, though. Him’s noor . . . nooro . . . brayne surgin and spend most him’s time puttin’ peoples braynes back in dems hed.
Him’s hardly ever home anymore.
Dave, didn’t u wurk in a seefud restaurant for yeers to put Dr.TinyCat froo skool? I’m sure u fot dat affer graduashun, eberyfing wud b purrfect. Nao, DrTinyCat iz hardly eber hoam, and wen he iz, hims iz usually late. There hab been meny nites wif teh table set, candles lit…waiting. Hours later, ur heating up hims fud, cuz ov anudder emergency. Iz not easy to hab Dr.TinyCat. But, u still lubs him, doan u?